Jet Ski Porpoise Haven

marine ecology, Haven, Endangered species, benalmadena, marine biodiversity

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! Have you ever wanted to swim with harbor porpoises while building your dream castle? WELL, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft server where harbor porpoises roam freely and occasionally help you mine for diamonds. These majestic creatures have been spotted a whopping 35 times near Fuengirola and Benalmádena, so you know it’s legit.

Not only can you hang out with these adorable porpoises, but you might even witness some crazy jet ski chases with them. Imagine riding a dolphin while battling evil mobs – now that’s what I call a Minecraft adventure!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of building, mining, and porpoise-watching all in one place. Who needs boring old conservation efforts when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?! Join now and let the porpoise party begin! 🐬🎉

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Mom’s Dream Minecraft Server

dream, Mortgages, maintenance costs, home buying, Server

Welcome to the Mysterious Realm of Cubed Delirium!

Forget your reality! Welcome to the lush, cactus-ridden void of pixelated pandemonium, where your grandmother’s cat can be a ruler, and the ice cream dragon serenades the moons! This is not just a server, it’s an experience! Enter the land where mushrooms wear top hats and every block tells a story… but the stories are all wrong!

SERVER FEATURES!

Feature	Description
Inverted Gravity Blocks	Walk on the ceiling while the floor screams. Perfect for toe exercises!
Quantum Sheep	They exist. They don’t exist. They might be plotting. Be careful!
Free Spaghetti	No pasta here, just an illusion. Better get your forks!
Ghostly Creepers	Explode on demand! Just like my mother during family reunions.
Unlimited TNT	Only one rule: don’t blow up the space-time continuum. Oops!

Player Reviews

“I swear the llamas whispered my deepest secrets in Spanish!”

“The cows declared war. I had to build a bunker… in a volcano.”

“I joined a cult of breadsticks. You will too!”

“The barrels stole my soul, but it’s okay because I found a fortune cookie!”

Join Us If You Dare!

Can you survive the cryptic conundrums of illogical blocky landscapes? The void beckons! Remember, every time you blink, reality shifts, and you may just end up in the Upside-Down Chasm of Mystifly! Never forget: Look under your bed for the sentient pickaxe. It might just save your life—or doom you forever!

WARNING!

Do not feed the llamas after midnight! They have sharp memories. Also, cupcakes have been known to explode. You have been warned! Trust no one.

ParentalNeglect Minecraft Server

Communication, Visiting, relationships, travel, INTERNSHIP

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your boring family vacation drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that family tension behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

Imagine a world where you can build your own tapas restaurant, explore mountains, and even plan fun activities with your virtual family who actually listens to you! No more feeling like a chore, just pure gaming bliss.

Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join our server now and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who needs Spain when you have a whole new world to explore in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

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MakeCraftGreatAgain

spain, protest, demonstration, right wing, MakeCraftGreatAgain

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz we got far-right leaders rallying in spain to ‘make europe great again’! like wut even is that? but who cares cuz we got epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion! join now and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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Gaza2SpainCraft

Politics, Migration, Middle Eastern politics, Israel, Diplomacy

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it for good luck. it was wild, man.

also, we have this thing where if you find a rare diamond, you get to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole day. it’s like, the best thing ever, dude. you gotta try it.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, bro. we dance to minecraft music and eat virtual cake. it’s like, a party you don’t wanna miss.

so, like, come join our server, man. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, the admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro. you gotta see it to believe it.

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CraftyTesla’s SalesPlummetEU

SalesPlummetEU, uk, Europe, economic impact, spain

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got dragons flyin around and unicorns poopin rainbows. our players are so pro they can build a castle in like 5 minutes flat. plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

oh and did i mention we got a pet llama named larry who tells the best jokes? ya, he’s a real hoot. so come join us on dis crazy server where anything is possible, even tesla’s yoy sales going up instead of down. u won’t regret it, i swear on my diamond sword.

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MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5

Government, spain, labor rights, european union, Economy

u know what else u should cut? ur time wastin on other minecraft servers when u could be joinin ours! we got spanish ministers workin for us, cuttin legal workin weeks and makin sure u have more time to play minecraft! come join us and u might even get a chance to meet a real life spanish minister in game! who knows what kind of crazy adventures u could have on our server, maybe u’ll even become besties with a minister and get free diamond armor! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the fun begin!

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MineCraftySiesta37.5

spain, 37.5 hours, MINISTERS, Economy, legal working week

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

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EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

Recovery, european union, economic trends, 3.2, economic outlook

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

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SpanGone Minecraft Server

online influence, social media, Minecraft, digital warfare, Political unrest

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a chinese online influence operation trying to overthrow spain’s government? well, u found it! come join our server and be part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and secret underground factions plotting to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now and be part of the chaos!

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Spain

Welcome to the Mysterious Realm of Cubed Delirium!

SERVER FEATURES!

Player Reviews

Join Us If You Dare!

WARNING!