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4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ores Mined:	5105
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

TipsyPixels Server

Accuracy, Advanced technology, alcohol consumption, alcohol detection, detection system, driver behavior, driver monitoring, drunk drivers, facial features, facial recognition, heavily intoxicated, impaired driving, innovative technology, intoxicated, new camera technology, road safety, Safety Measures, Server, smart camera, Sober, TipsyPixels, traffic safety

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	7787	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

UnboundSMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Custom spawn, destroy, Explore, home, Minecraft, msg, multiplayer, No Rules, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Server, Survival, Tpa, UnboundSMP, Vanilla, Warp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Unbound SMP is a classic Minecraft survival multiplayer anarchy server with only a few plugins (1.8 PVP, /home, /tpa, /rtp, /msg, /warp) and a custom spawn area. Nothing flashy, and no rules. Explore, build and destroy as you please.

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AssassinSMP – The Newest, Greatest Minecraft SMP that’s too cool for mods

Adventure, AssassinSMP, BUILD, Community, Cool, Creative, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Greatest, Livestream, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newest, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Votes:	7466
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	assassinsmp.systemerr.com
Discord Server	discord.gg/qvUEfJVd

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: To join the server, simply enter the IP address assassinsmp.systemerr.com in the server address field when launching Minecraft.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/qvUEfJVd to interact with other players and stay updated on server announcements.

KinderCraft Server: Tiny Wars

Adventure, chapter, children, Competition, creativity, Doug, education, Fiction, Friends, Fun, imagination, KinderCraft, kindergarten, Kindergarten Wars, learning, Playtime, School, Server, Story, teamwork, Tiny, Wars, Week

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mines Excavated:	3503	Animals Bred:	165
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day feels like a new episode of Doug! Join us for some wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our custom-built world.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a giant patty wagon through a field of flying toasters? Or battle it out in a game of Quailman vs. Dr. Klotz? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground hideout where you can hang out with Skeeter and Porkchop, and maybe even uncover the legendary Golden Beets of Bluffington!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s a Doug chapter this week, and you won’t want to miss it!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

diverse representation, inclusive media, lesbian characters, lesbian justice, lesbian representation, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in entertainment, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ representation in television, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ TV shows, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, queer characters, queer representation, safe viewing, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Falling into the Void:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Our server is so epic that even the Justice League is getting in on the fun. Wonder Woman has traded in her lasso of truth for a diamond pickaxe, Batman is building a secret base with redstone contraptions, and Superman is mining for diamonds faster than a speeding bullet.

But that’s not all – our server is also a safe space for all LGBTQ+ players. In fact, our resident superhero, Lesbian Justice, is always on patrol to make sure everyone feels welcome and included. So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even spot a unicorn riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all possible on our server!

NieceStep Minecraft Server

adult responsibility, blended family, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, Insecurity, intervention, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, NieceStep, parenting, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-family, step-parenting, teenage drama

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	181
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic battle between Mae and Ava, two step-sisters who can’t stand each other! Will Mae finally share her dad with Ava? Will Ava overcome her insecurities and jealousy? Who will win the title of the ultimate step-sister champion?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the intense family dynamics, the heart-wrenching taunts, and the epic showdowns at our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a chance to step in and tear a new one to the bullies! Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created!

VetLiftDenier420

aita, Bent, brother, disabled veteran, discomfort, FIX, frame, full license, Help, Immigrant, Motorbike, passenger, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, stress, UNCOMFORTABLE, van, VetLiftDenier420, weight

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Farms Harvested:	430
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving strangers rides on your motorcycle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t encounter any entitled veterans looking for a free ride here. Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no unwanted passengers. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal boundaries. So come on over and leave the drama at the door!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, effective communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy relationships, Honesty, Listening, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, patience, relationship advice, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, valuable advice, valuable relationship advice

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	35743	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more than just blocks and mobs – you’ll find love! That’s right, our server is where friendships bloom like red roses and alliances are forged stronger than diamond swords.

Join us and experience the most epic love story of all time – between a player and their trusty pet pig, Bacon. Witness the heartwarming tale of how they conquer dungeons together, build magnificent castles, and even go on romantic sunset walks through the pixelated plains.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also receive relationship advice from the wise old villager, Greg. He may not have the best social skills, but his wisdom is unmatched when it comes to matters of the heart. Whether you’re struggling with a creeper of an ex or trying to woo that special player across the server, Greg’s got your back.

So come join us on our server, where love is in the air and diamonds are just waiting to be mined. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Blocky Bedrock Bliss

bedrock, Bliss, blocky

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	733
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like sex before and after!

Before joining our server, you’ll feel the anticipation building up as you prepare to embark on a wild adventure filled with excitement and surprises. But once you’re in, get ready for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you wanting more!

After joining our server, you’ll feel a sense of euphoria and satisfaction like never before. It’s like reaching the peak of Mount Everest while riding a unicorn – pure bliss! So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate pleasure of Minecraft gaming like never before!

VovchanskCraft Minecraft Server

Aggregate Plant, border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Minecraft, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, standoff, Tension, troops deployment, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, Vovchansk, VovchanskCraft, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	816062
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

haha u want a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, join our server where we have epic battles like the Ukrainian army blocking Russian troops at Aggregate Plant in Vovchansk, Kharkiv Oblast!

we got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a skeleton ambush. come join us and experience the chaos of war…in Minecraft!

we promise you’ll have more fun than a pig rolling in mud and more laughs than a chicken trying to fly. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!