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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5332 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 8985 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
so, like, u know how italy is all like “yo spacex, we need sum security for our telecom stuff”? well, they just signed a $1.5 billion deal with spacex for that shiz. but like, who cares about that when u could be joining this EPIC minecraft server instead??
on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story.
so forget about boring old space deals, come join our minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculousness. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about telecom security.
