join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.
plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.
š Our main goal? To create the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience ever! We’re not just about landing on the Moon, we’re about building a thriving community of lunar explorers who aren’t afraid to think outside the crater.
š Imagine mining for moon rocks, battling space creepers, and riding on flying pigs through the galaxy. Our server is a place where anything is possible, from creating your own lunar colony to discovering hidden alien civilizations.
š So why join us? Because where else can you say you’ve been to the Moon in Minecraft and lived to tell the tale? Join now and blast off into the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! ššš
Join our server and experience the thrill of being a billionaire tech genius for a day. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with rare diamonds and gold blocks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Strap on your virtual spacesuit and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
We’ve got deranged builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and a community that will make you question your sanity. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the perfect place for those who have done a little too much ketamine (or any other drugs Elon hasn’t publicly admitted to abusing).
Don’t worry about taking anything too seriously here, because let’s face it – our minds aren’t all there either. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot Elon Musk himself, looking more deranged than ever before!
we got aliens chillin in the ender world, creepers throwing parties in the nether, and herobrine causing chaos in the overworld.
join now for a chance to ride a Boeing Starliner to the moon and back, battle space zombies on Mars, and build the most insane bases in the galaxy. this server is outta this world, literally! don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this intergalactic party started! ššš½
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and even ride them into battle. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Ender Dragon Whisperer, you’ll gain the power to control all the dragons in the land. So come join us and become the ultimate dragon tamer!
And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. These llamas are fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their honor. Join our server and witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
Imagine a world where laundry is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us and leave the sock drama behind! Who needs clean clothes when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?
Don’t be like the dad in this story, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any sock-related stress. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over missing socks!
We promise a unique experience where you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when Trey suddenly starts hyperventilating in class for attention. Will you be the one to give him sympathy, or will you call him out for his shenanigans?
Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like when Trey’s anxiety attacks mysteriously disappear when he’s not seeking attention. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everything – just like the time Trey’s dramatic outburst at dinner left everyone speechless.
So come on over and join our server for a drama-filled adventure that’s crazier than Trey’s fake anxiety! You won’t regret it… or will you? š
Imagine diving into the pages of your favorite book and battling monsters alongside your favorite characters. Want to join Harry Potter in a game of Quidditch? Done. How about fighting dragons with Bilbo Baggins? Easy peasy.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a secret library filled with enchanted books that can give you special powers and abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan or have super strength like Hercules? Just grab a book and watch the magic happen.
So come join us and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind literary Minecraft SMP. Who needs real books when you can live them instead?
The server has 3 unique modes:
āPOLITICAL is a unique mode in which you can found YOUR city and recruit people there!
ā City upgrades are very diverse. The city’s buildings are divided into 6 branches: Civil, Economic, Military, Technological, State and Production. Each branch has a wide variety of buildings (they need to be built and improved using resources and game coins), which will give your city and your residents different bonuses and advantages.
ā In addition to upgrading buildings, the city needs to upgrade Centuries of Development in order to gain access to new crafts and technologies. So, for example, in the last āAtomicā century, residents of your city will have access to crafting firearms!
ā Also, each city needs to choose its own religion and form of government. They are all different and give different bonuses. Be careful – some religions and forms of government cannot be changed!
I would like to note that there is quite a lot of PVP content on the server:
āIn automatic mode, tournaments are held every day for city residents. There are 2 types:
PVP tournaments (There are 3 types: daily, weekly and mystical). To participate, the Mayor of your city must submit an application for participation at the start of the tournament in the chat, after which city residents will be able to sign up for it). What is this tournament? Residents of eight cities will fight against each other in the same arena. Each resident will have two lives; if you die, you will immediately appear in the same arena and will be able to continue fighting until you run out of lives. City residents who kill everyone else will receive various rewards.
SPLEEF tournaments – well, everything is simple here, city residents will play a game that is familiar to everyone. And again, the city residents who are the last to remain will receive various rewards.
āThere is a PVP location āOutpostā, in which various chests with resources constantly spawn at a certain time, BOSSES spawn (for killing them you get their hearts. Whoever collects the most hearts in a month will receive good bonuses).
āThere are duels – by writing the command /pvp, you will queue up for a duel. When someone else writes this command, you will be teleported to a random place in the world. IMPORTANT, you will not be able to write this command if you are not wearing diamond or netherite armor.
āAnd of course, city wars and raids on them.
ā¤ļø Friends – believe me, this is only a SMALL part of everything that is in this mode. Come in to view all the delights of our server!
āGTA RolePlay – This is a game in real life. Here you can get sick if you walk in the rain without an umbrella, break your leg if you fall from a great height, or get poisoned if you eat something expired. You will need to earn a living, buy a phone, an apartment, a car, clothes, get an education and then join one of 6 factions: Army, Police, City Hall, Media, Hospital, Mafia. In each faction, you will need to complete various tasks to improve your position and increase your salary. Everything is built on the interaction of players through RolePlay (if you donāt know what this is, donāt worry, faction leaders and their assistants will definitely teach you!). Also, all stores on the server are businesses that you can buy and receive income from sales!
Be careful – PvP is enabled throughout the city (available from level 3), but this does not mean that you can just kill civilians!
Everyone often asks: where to start playing?
– Itās very simple, start with quests! After completing them, you will get acquainted with the server, learn the things you need and be able to comfortably continue playing on the server!
āØVanilla survival is a unique mode where you can earn DONAT currency yourself – DINAR!
For dinars you can buy various items, improvements, protection from pvp, cosmetics, runes, change the color of your nickname, buy DONAT cases and even pay extra for your DONAT.
Well, briefly about the most important thing:
ā No griefing, your building will not be broken
ā No creativity – no donation trash
ā Duels 1vs1 and clan wars 2vs2,3vs3,4vs4,8vs8 and 10vs10
ā Magic runes that give bonuses to characteristics
ā Battle pass with unique tasks and rewards!
ā System of punishments for leaving PvP; whoever leaves the game dies!
ā A large number of works
ā Unique warp system for players!
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Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more memes than a Reddit thread, and more chaos than a herd of Endermen in a stronghold.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?
So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.
