Spacex MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SpaceXPizzaTelecomFun

SpaceXPizzaTelecomFun, Communication, SECURITY, Government, Network

so, like, u know how italy is all like “yo spacex, we need sum security for our telecom stuff”? well, they just signed a $1.5 billion deal with spacex for that shiz. but like, who cares about that when u could be joining this EPIC minecraft server instead??

on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story.

so forget about boring old space deals, come join our minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculousness. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about telecom security.

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ElonCraft: Tyrant Outburst!

Technology, innovation, German president, ElonCraft, criticism

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where elon musk calls the german president a ‘tyrant’?? like, what even is happening in this world, man. but anyway, you gotta join this server for all the drama and chaos, it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft. you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe elon will start a revolution or something. come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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ElonCraft: Cyber Security Edition

Business, united states, Warns, cyber, cybersecurity

so like, u know how elon musk is like, besties with trump? well, turns out he’s also like, bffs with china or something. and like, this ex-general guy is all like, yo, that’s a security risk, bro. but like, who cares about security risks when u can join this lit minecraft server, amirite? like, we got crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow ur mind. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and drop some sick loot for all the players. so like, join now before the feds shut us down for being too awesome.

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LootMasterZel or ZelenskyLootKing

Government, tesla, criticism, News, LootMasterZel

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, elon musk himself plays on it and he’s always causing drama with zelensky, calling him “the greatest master of looting”! like, can you even imagine the chaos that goes down on this server? it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft form, bro.

if you wanna join, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. like, one time, we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. it was epic, dude. and another time, we all built giant statues of elon musk and zelensky facing off in a battle to the death. it was so intense, i swear.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us! elon and zelensky are waiting for you to join their epic showdown. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Budget Woes

Elons, Technology, spacex, technology news, internet access

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than elon musk givin away starlinks in ukraine? well u gotta join our server cuz we got 150 starlinks from poland and we’re givin them away for freeeeeeee. elon musk even said he can’t afford to give the kits away for free anymore, but we don’t care, we’re still doin it.

join our server for a chance to win a starlink and build the craziest base u can imagine. we got creepers that explode rainbows, pigs that fly, and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into gold blocks with just a flick of his wand.

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft even more insane than elon musk’s twitter feed. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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ElonCraft: The Dittman Chronicles

fake account, elon musk, Chronicles, innovation, spacex

so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server where elon musk’s secret alter ego ‘adrian dittman’ hangs out? well, buckle up cuz this server is wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.

so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉

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Cosmic Musk Quest 1.20.4

tesla, entrepreneur, Neuralink, controversy, Musk

Yo, bro, forget about Musk and come join our Minecraft server where we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around!

Imagine building your dream castle while riding a llama wearing a top hat, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect here.

We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and mystery, but watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a bit too fabulous for their own good.

And don’t even get me started on the talking trees that give out free diamonds every hour, it’s like a fantasy dreamland on steroids!

So ditch the real world drama and come join us for a wild ride of pure insanity and fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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MuskCraft: No Secrets Here!

Report, MuskCraft, Defense, Musk, Technology

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the craziest players, like elon musk and stuff. he’s like, this wild card who might share all his top secret data with everyone, so you gotta join to see what he’s up to. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with treasure. join now before elon spills all the tea, yo!

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Elon’s Far-Right Craft

Politics, influence, elon musk, far right, public opinion

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

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SpaceX Minecraft SMP: Elon Musk Ketamine Zombie

ketamine, controversial, speculation, social media, Behavior

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Elon Musk himself can’t resist the urge to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that he’s been mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow, all while battling creepers and zombies with his trusty pickaxe.

But beware, the ketamine-infused mobs are no joke on this server. They move faster, hit harder, and may even break out into dance parties when you least expect it. So grab your enchanted armor and get ready for a wild ride as you navigate through Elon’s twisted dreamscape.

And who knows, you might even run into Elon himself, dressed up as the antichrist and spouting off wild conspiracy theories. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

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