Spacetime Continuum MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Time Traveler’s Paradox Server

Alternate Timeline, Quantum Mechanics, time travel, changing history, temporal displacement

lol imagine if u could go back in time in minecraft. like u build a time machine and then u go back and change stuff but then u mess up and everything is different. that’s what this server is like. u can build time machines and go back and change stuff but be careful cuz u might mess everything up.

also, there are like dinosaurs and stuff in this server. u can ride them and tame them and make them your pets. it’s like jurassic park but in minecraft.

and there’s a secret underground city in this server. u have to find it and explore it and see what treasures are hidden there. but be careful cuz there are traps and monsters waiting for u.

if u want a crazy adventure with time travel, dinosaurs, and secret cities, then join our server now!

Server IP: timeDinoCity.About.time

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Time Traveler’s Hawking Party

cosmic party, interdimensional travel, theoretical time travel, hawking, science fiction

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the pigs wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies do the worm.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret. legend has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

not convinced yet? how about this – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of minecraft: the majestic rainbow sheep. these fluffy creatures fart glitter and poop out diamonds. true story.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. stefan hawking would totally crash this party if he could.

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Earth Warp Craft

wormhole, Earth’s movement, time machine, time travel scenarios., relativity

join this cray cray minecraft server and experience time travel like never before! our server is so advanced, it actually takes into account earth’s movement when you go back in time. you could end up in the middle of the ocean or on top of a mountain, who knows?! it’s a wild ride, folks.

not only that, but our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. you can team up with them to create the most mind-blowing chicken city the world has ever seen.

oh, and did we mention the magical unicorns that roam the land? they poop out diamonds and rainbows, so you’ll never run out of bling bling.

so come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest time-traveling, chicken-building, unicorn-pooping adventure of your life!

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PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

Shorten, VERBAL, telephone poles, PHONES, Words

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

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PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

antisocial, Pets, Feline, PurrCraft, Universal

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

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BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

get along., self-destructive behavior, seeking validation, emotional turmoil, emotional attachment

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

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DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

smp, Minecraft, DadBodGamer

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

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CreeperComedyClub

NSFW jokes, raunchy jokes, blue humor, naughty jokes, CreeperComedyClub

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Moscow, regional conflict, military response, border violation, security breach

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

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CraftyIsraelStrike

Israel, nuclear deal, Show of force, RETALIATION, international relations

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff happenin! like, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded the server and started doin the macarena, it was wild! and then, like, this giant ender dragon showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off, it was so lit!

also, like, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time, so come join us and let’s get this party started!

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