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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2209 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7589 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5254 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts spitting at you. What the actual fudge, right? But that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP, where llamas are the ultimate pranksters and creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Mafia that rules the server with an iron beak. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been chased by a gang of poultry thugs demanding protection money in seeds.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, then look no further. Join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (along with a few unfortunate blocks in your builds). Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they’re real jerks.
