so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US government is getting involved? well, u found it, fam! this server is so epic that the US is threatening to shut off Starlink if ukraine doesn’t sign some deal for minerals. like, what even is that? who cares, just join our server and be part of the chaos! we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. plus, who knows, maybe ukraine will sign the deal and we’ll have even more drama to laugh about. don’t miss out, join now!
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MineLink: Threats & Minerals
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StarlinkCraft: Mine for Minerals!
lol u kno wat wud be bettr than starlink? join our epic minecraft server! we got all da minerals u cud evr need, no need to worry bout ukraine or any of dat stuff. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with diamondz and gold, u can be a minecraft millionaire in no time! join now and leave da real world problems behind, we got u covered with all da fun and craziness u need!
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MineStarlink Minecraft Server
so, like, there’s this minecraft server that is, like, totally out of this world, man. like, you gotta join because, get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds that you can mine for days. but here’s the catch, if you don’t join, the US might cut off Ukraine’s access to Starlink internet services over minerals. like, what even is that?! so join the server now before things get too crazy and you miss out on all the epic loot and adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Serotonin Space Adventure
are you feeling down in the dumps? need a pick-me-up? well, have we got the minecraft server for you! come join us and let the serotonin flow like a river in your brain! our SSRIs will have you feeling like a brand new player in no time. say goodbye to those 5-HT4 receptors and hello to a world of serotonin-induced happiness. join us now and start your journey to a brighter, blockier future!
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Schools R Us: HVAC, STEM, Space & Fun
come join dis epic minecraft server where we be spendin’ all da capital on schools to make dem students super smart! we got HVAC systems dat make da air clean so you can breathe easy while you mine for diamonds. STEM equipment for all you brainiacs out there who wanna build crazy redstone contraptions. and we got so much classroom space, you can build a mansion if ya want! forget bout dem athletic facilities, ain’t nobody gettin’ smarter from playin’ sports. so come on down and level up yo brain on dis server!
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AsteroidApocalypse Minecraft Server
OMG GUYS, NASA JUST SAID THERES A 3.1% CHANCE OF A GIANT ASTEROID DESTROYING EARTH IN 2024 YR4! BUT DONT WORRY, IF YOU JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, YOU’LL BE SAFE FROM THE APOCALYPSE! BUILD YOUR BUNKER, STOCK UP ON DIAMONDS, AND SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH US! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND AGAINST THE ASTEROID! JOIN NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!
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AstroBlockz2024
OMG GUYS, NASA just said there’s a 2.6% chance that asteroid 2024 YR4 is gonna SMASH into Earth! But don’t worry, come join our Minecraft server and build a bunker to survive the apocalypse! We’ve got diamond armor and enchanted weapons to fight off any space rocks that come our way. Plus, our admin once punched a creeper so hard it exploded into diamonds. TRUE STORY. So come join us and let’s show that asteroid who’s boss! #AsteroidApocalypseParty
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The USF Roleplay Realms
United Stellar Federation Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Roleplay Server Platform Realms Description Step into a galaxy of adventure, diplomacy, and strategy! The USF is a collaborative Minecraft roleplay group where your creativity shapes an epic intergalactic story. Joining Process Join our discord and complete a short application to receive your roles and start your journey among the stars. Instructions REALM IS BEDROCK
YOU WILL HAVE TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATIONFAQs
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Join our discord and complete a short application to receive your roles and start your journey among the stars.
Q: What platform is the server on?
A: The server is on Realms platform.
Q: Do I need to fill out an application to play?
A: Yes, you will have to fill out an application to join the server.
Q: What is the Discord link?
A: The Discord link is https://discord.gg/nN6eEYNbXj
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ToyRageDadGoneMad
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of your toy collection? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all toy enthusiasts, whether you collect diecast cars or F1 models.Join our server and show off your toy collection in style! Build a virtual display room to showcase all your prized possessions, from rare diecast cars to massive RC F1 cars. No judgment here, we appreciate the finer things in life, even if they’re just pixels on a screen.
And if anyone dares to mess with your toys, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a safe space for all collectors, where your toys are respected and cherished. Plus, if anyone tries to steal your virtual toys, you can unleash your wrath in the chat and defend your collection like a boss.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner toy collector shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diecast cars and F1 models to add to your collection. Just remember, on our server, your toys are always safe and sound.
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Galileo’s Space Telescope
come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.
so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.