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Blocky Brothel: Where Seeing Hookers is the Solution!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchantments Applied:	231
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a noob in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your own model from our catalogue and never feel hatred from those pesky players who mog you again!

Say goodbye to all the space women take up in your brain when all you want to do is focus on that microsecond you cum. And don’t worry about being fat and short like me, because on this server, it doesn’t matter at all!

Forget about all the mind games, shittests, and gossips that plague other servers. Join us and feel good overall, without torturing yourself over who she may have hooked up with. Trust me, she’ll regret missing out on young love anyway. So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Magic Items Found:	5806	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

NoTVJustMinecraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Potions Brewed:	78
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you want to escape to a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build massive castles, and ride pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (watch out for the explosions though).

Forget about TV, on our server you can create your own reality show where you are the star! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

NavalnyBehindBarsCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Yo, on this server, we got crazier drama than Russia sentencing Navalny lawyers to years behind bars! Our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures and be part of a community that’s more dramatic than a Russian courtroom. Plus, we have free virtual vodka shots for all new players because why not? Come join the madness!

Obsidian Peak

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Obsidian Peak Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy system
Land claim to prevent griefing
Shareable warps for shops and builds
Discord events and community nights

Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

We are currently looking for new staff and helpful members of the MC community. Join us today and discover the hidden treasures that await you on Obsidian Peak!

IP Address (Java): play.obsidianpeak.xyz

Bedrock Port (ONLY FOR BEDROCK PLAYERS): 19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect using the IP address or bedrock port provided above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for server rules.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, you can create your own shop using the shareable warps feature.
Are there any events or community nights?	Yes, we host Discord events and community nights regularly.
Can I apply to be a staff member?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members. Please inquire on our Discord server.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.5

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	357	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Hey bros, do you want to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? We’re like those immigration raids, coming for those desperate green card-seeking latinas. Join us and let’s pump and dump those virtual latinas together! Who needs a real relationship when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and conquer while we avoid commitment like the plague. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of always coming second to your sibling on your parents’ priority list? Do you feel like you’re constantly being taken advantage of by your family members? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations. No more being asked for money for expensive meds or gym memberships – on our server, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

Forget about sacrificing your own dreams and plans to support your family members – on our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is a few hours of sleep as you mine for rare resources and battle fierce mobs.

So come join us and finally put yourself first for once! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and say goodbye to being the quiet, overlooked sibling – on our server, you’ll be the hero of your own story!

ExBlocker911

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Emeralds Found:	5526	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex Dan? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Dan would feel right at home (but don’t worry, we have better security than my windows).

Join our server for a chance to escape from your past and build a new life, just like I did with Riley (who is definitely not a creeper like Dan). Explore our virtual world and leave your real-life troubles behind – unless you want to bring them along for some drama-filled roleplay!

With features like hidden locations and emergency sirens for when things get too intense, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let’s build a better future together – without any unwanted visitors banging on your virtual door. See you there!

NeedCraft SMP: Essentials Only

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	1848

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT Tag” and “Parkour Race on Fire.”

Oh, and did I mention the rare diamond-encrusted llamas that roam the server? Yeah, you heard me right. These llamas drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

DreamVaultMC

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only dreams you experience are the ones you have while sleeping? Well, look no further because on our server, we have created a “dream archive” where you can upload all your wildest dreams for others to experience!

Imagine building a giant castle made entirely of cheese, riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky, or battling a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why join? Because where else can you turn your craziest dreams into a reality for others to enjoy? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of wacky dreams their fellow players are having? Don’t miss out on the dream-sharing fun – join our server today!

WarCraftWithBFFs

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5456	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RESUME WAR IF NECESSARY WITH THE SUPPORT OF OUR ALLIES (AKA THE CHICKENS AND PIGS). PM NETANYAHU WILL BE LEADING THE CHARGE, ARMED WITH A DIAMOND SWORD AND A BUCKET OF LAVA. WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, INSANE BUILDING COMPETITIONS, AND SECRET TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE (AND CREEPERS). SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND LET’S GO TO WAR…IN MINECRAFT!