Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?
So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!
Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).
So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join our server and dive into the underwater world of Bikini Bottom where you can work alongside SpongeBob and Squidward flipping Krabby Patties for hungry customers. But be warned, Mr. Krabs is always on the lookout for anyone trying to steal his secret formula!
Not a fan of seafood? No problem! We also have a special section of the server dedicated to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Explore the whimsical world of candy and chocolate, but watch out for the Oompa Loompas – they’re always up to mischief!
So why wait? Join our server now for a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even run into some famous movie characters along the way.
Join our server for a chance to team up with the infamous brother of a tech giant and take on the French police in epic battles. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the authorities and smuggle rare items across borders.
But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret black market where you can trade with shady characters for powerful weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the CEO’s brother is on the run. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
and, like, the best part is that the owner of this server is, like, a total legend. they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, bro. you gotta join this server just to witness the insanity for yourself.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, my dude. you gotta come and bust a move with us. plus, there’s free cake and fireworks for everyone. it’s like a party in your pants, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and let the good times roll. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.
| Version | 1.20.1 (modded) |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
About Us: -Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.
Server Specialty Custom Server Models Fun and Engaging Datapacks Shopping District Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.) Gamenights Soon to be roleplaying features
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server running? | The server is running version 1.20.1 with mods. |
| Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly? | Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcomes players of all backgrounds. |
| Are there specific rules on the server? | Yes, the server has relaxed rules that can be found on the Discord server. |
| What special events does the server host? | The server hosts events like Last Life, UHC, Gamenights, and more. |
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when Steve accidentally married a creeper because he thought it was a villager in disguise! Or when the entire server got pranked by a group of mischievous Endermen who stole all the blocks from spawn and built a giant statue of a chicken instead.
But that’s not all! We also have daily GF/Wife sharing threads where players can swap partners and build relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Who needs loyalty when you have a whole server full of potential soulmates, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this SMP, anything can happen!
