join our minecraft server and play with jonny kim, the ultimate navy seal harvard doctor astronaut! he will be flying to space on a russian rocket but before he goes, he wants to battle creepers and build epic castles with YOU! come join the fun and maybe jonny will teach you some out-of-this-world survival skills. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with a real-life superhero!
-
SpaceSealDoctorJonnyKim
-
Starlink DishCraft 3000
so like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s like a glorified DirectTV dish. but like, not really. cuz dis server is out of dis world, literally. like, u can build ur own space station and fly to different planets and stuff.also, there’s like a secret dungeon where u can find rare loot and fight off space aliens. and if u reach the end of the dungeon, u get a special weapon that shoots lasers.
oh, and did i mention there’s a pet alien that follows u around and helps u mine for diamonds? yeah, it’s pretty cool.
so, if u wanna join dis crazy server, just type in da IP: starlink.About.space. and get ready for an out-of-this-world adventure!
-
Parallel
Parallel Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Parallel IP Address play.parallelmc.org Discord Join Parallel Discord Server Website www.parallelmc.org Server Photos Minecraft Forum Server Version 1.21.3+ Player Count Active Community Features - Tricky Trials Update
- Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
- Custom Features
- Active, Dynamic Community
- Participate in Lore
- Active Economy
- Quality of Life Improvements
- NO LAG
Frequently Asked Questions
Gameplay
- Q: What makes Parallel unique in terms of gameplay?
- A: Parallel offers a semi-vanilla SMP experience with the ability to travel through rifts between worlds, custom dungeons, and an active economy.
Rules
- Q: What are the main rules of the server?
- A: The main rules include no griefing/looting, no hacking, and respectful interaction with other players.
Community
- Q: How active is the community on Parallel?
- A: The community is vibrant and welcoming, with players always willing to help out and participate in server events.
Monetization
- Q: Are there any monetization aspects on Parallel?
- A: Parallel does not engage in pay-to-win schemes and focuses on providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
-
Rocket Rumble: EuroSpace vs. CrashX!
Escape from Enhanced Gravity: The Rocketry Paradox!
Welcome, cosmic miners and gravity defiers! Here lies a realm not of your average block-based build but a server spiraling through an interdimensional vortex of absurdity and chaos. What happens when an interstellar agency launches a rocket while another meets an untimely demise? You enter a Minecraft server where physics as we know it shatters, and the bedrock of reality quakes beneath your feet!
The Cosmic Collision of Agencies!
In the heart of this server, space-faring blocks of uncertainty collide daily:
-
ESA Launch Madness: The European Space Agency threw together Ariane 6, a glimmering hope in the void—How did they get it up? Nobody knows, and nobody dares to ask!
- SpaceX Crashed Reality: Meanwhile, in a dimension parallel yet mind-bogglingly contradictory, the infamous SpaceX didn’t just crash; it vaporized into a cloud of existential ennui. Are they building legos in the grand void now? Perhaps…
Mind-Bending Features & Mechanics!
Feature Description Gravity-Defying Blocks Build base in zero-gravity zones or plummet into nothingness. Rocket Rave Events Join frenetic celebrations of failed launches with disco lights and rude llamas! Quantum Crafting Combine ores from a thousand galaxies to create tools that warp logic. Conspiratorial Twilight Zone Discover hidden realms where ESA and SpaceX are in an endless loop of rivalry… or lovers? Player Testimonials (Or Are They?)
“Joined thinking it’d be educational, left wondering about the nature of existence,” whispers a now-ominous username hovering near the server spawn.
“Couldn’t find my way out, but also, why would I want to?” quips a player cloaked in rocket debris. Where did they come from? What did they mean?
Existential Warnings!
CAUTION: This server may contain traces of reality-bending glitches or dimensions where space and time fold upon themselves like an origami swan. Use caution when mining ethereal ore; your sanity is not guaranteed!
Secret Features? Or Red Herrings?
- Conspiracy Starter Packs: Every newcomer receives a block of “Truth Ore.” What’s inside? Is it real? Could it even matter?
- Twilight Ally System: Befriend contradictory characters who will lure you into paradoxes—just don’t expect them to be what they seem! They may even believe they’re the true creators of Minecraft.
Controversies and Bans!
This server was banned in 12 countries but we won’t tell you why or how that’s possible! Perhaps it’s the government’s fear of you knowing the truth about space farming. Or worse? This server allows one to summon the unexplainable!
Join Us… If You Dare!
This isn’t just a typical Minecraft server—it’s a descent into cosmic chaos. Sign up to build your base atop the ruins of shattered ambition and watch the stars melt down. Will you spiral into madness or create an empire of sheer absurdity?
So, gear up, cosmic traveler. Enter the realm of Escape from Enhanced Gravity, where every leap could unravel the very fabric of your understanding and each block placed could lead to either a new universe or your demise. Do you feel ready for an adventure that loops into itself? Join us, if you dare, but beware: Reality is overrated.
-
-
SpaceXplosion: Caribbean Chaos!
The Starship Catastrophe: An Invitation to Chaos Beyond the Stars
Welcome, brave Minecrafters, to the dimension where reality is a thin veneer cracked by cosmic absurdity! Picture this: Elon Musk’s ambitious attempt to drag humanity kicking and screaming into the void has gone disaster-mode—Starship exploded, raining glittering debris like celestial confetti over the Caribbean! Spoiler alert: we’ve repurposed that cosmic trash into our Minecraft world. Welcome to your new home filled with unpredictability and a hint of existential dread!
What Awaits in This Chaotic Realm?
-
Unrefined Cosmic Sediments: Every block is laced with the essence of exploded dreams! Want to build that sky fortress? Just dig down and find a space shard that might either empower your character or cause you to distrust your own shadow.
-
Gravity Funnies: In this area, the rules of gravity are taken from a knock-off physics textbook! Avoid that block where time warps; it cycles between day and night at the pace of a slow-motion meltdown!
- Musk’s Multiversal Minions: Beware of the Elonian Entities! Programmed with a single purpose: to convince you of their superiority—while simultaneously looking like hastily crafted Minecraft entities with tinfoil hats and exaggerated eyebrows.
Gameplay Features Plucked from the Ether of Madness
Feature Description Debris Fishing Gather fallen starship remnants to craft bizarre items you’ll question. Chaos Crafting Combine blocks of existential dread and random gibberish to forge the Unreality Sword! Floating Islands of Confusion Navigate through islands where the rules of logic are recommendations, not policies. Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really)
-
Q: Why are we gathering space debris?
A: Wouldn’t you want a piece of broken dreams? Plus, they glow ominously, so there’s that! -
Q: Can I team up with Elon in-game?
A: Only if you can find his Minecraft Account hidden beneath a pile of exploded fantasy—good luck with that. - Q: Is this server safe?
A: Safety is an illusion crafted by those already lost—but why would you want it anyway?
Unraveling the Mysteries (If You Dare)
In this server, whispers echo of how this place was banned in 12 different dimensions for distorting reality as we know it. What crime could we have committed? Perhaps crafting a cult of interdimensional llamas who speak the truth about the cosmos—you’ll have to join to find out!
Cautionary Tales from Our Heroes (or Victims)
"I built a house out of star debris, then watched it levitate into a black hole, I thought it was just a glitch… or was it?" – username_shadowed
"The llamas told me to unplug my mind. I don’t even have an outlet!" – bewildered_player42
Final Call to Action: Join or Be Judged!
Why are you still reading? Join Starship Catastrophe and embrace the delicious madness! Will you discover the true meaning behind the cosmic explosion that unleashed chaos upon our world, or will you merely become another ghost haunting the digital winds? Either way, pull that pixelated lever—it’s now or never!
-
-
Juno’s Lava Lakes – Io’s Party Planet
are you tired of boring old earth? come join our minecraft server where we have LAVA LAKES GALORE just like on jupiter’s moon io! build your house right next to a bubbling lava pool and watch out for the lava monsters that come out at night! it’s a real blast, literally! join now for a out-of-this-world experience!
-
Tiny Galaxy Quest
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is out of this world? well, this server is literally OUT OF THIS WORLD. we got fast radio bursts coming from a tiny, faint dwarf galaxy that is like, more than halfway across the universe. like, how crazy is that? join our server and be a part of this intergalactic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll discover aliens or something. just watch out for creepers in space suits, they’re the worst. come join us for a cosmic experience that will blow your mind. it’s like, totally out of this world, dude.
-
Astro Dirt Deficiency – Microbe Madness
Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of all that dirt and grime on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is literally out of this world – we’re talking space station vibes, baby!Scientists have found that the lack of dirt in space can actually damage astronauts’ health, causing rashes and cold sores. But fear not, because we’ve got the solution – adding microbes to our space station Minecraft server!
Join us now and experience the cleanest, most sterile environment you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs dirt when you’ve got the stars as your backdrop? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy space adventures you’ll encounter while exploring our server.
So what are you waiting for? Blast off into the unknown and join us on our space station Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss.
-
MuskCraft: Govt. Funded Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself funded us with $38 billion in government money! yes, you heard that right, elon musk loves minecraft so much that he threw all his cash at us to make the best server ever. we have flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base where you can hang out with elon himself. plus, every time you mine a block, a real-life puppy gets adopted by a loving family. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created!
-
Red Planet Beach Party
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da ancient beaches on mars wish dey could play on it! yea u heard me right, mars used to have oceans and dey were like “dang, wish we could build sandcastles on dat server!”dis server is so cool, even da aliens wanna join! dey heard bout all da crazy builds and epic pvp battles and dey were like “take us to dis minecraft paradise!”
so if u wanna be cooler than a martian chillin on a beach, come join dis server! build, fight, and have a blast like never before! ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s for sure!