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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1847 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take safety very seriously – just like this guy’s ex-wife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and danger (just kidding, we’re actually very safe)!
Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?
Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness
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