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Forget about those mean girls who don’t understand the joy of thrift shopping. On our server, you can shop to your heart’s content without anyone looking down on you. Plus, all the money we make goes back into helping virtual communities in need, so you can feel good about your virtual thrift shopping addiction.
So come join us on the server where thrift shopping is a way of life and judgment is left at the virtual door. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole virtual community of thrifters to hang out with? See you there!
