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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7029 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 489 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.
So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.