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Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	136
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be explosions involved)!

Nailcraft: Where Anime and Minecraft Collide!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Buildings Constructed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a nail salon in every village where you can customize your character’s nails with the latest anime girl designs. Want Sailor Moon inspired nails? We got you covered. How about some Naruto themed nails? We’ve got that too! Join our server and show off your fabulous nails while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who knew looking cute could be so deadly? Join now and let your nails do the talking!

JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Towns Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4028
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	166
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Ores Mined:	6897
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉