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Babe Wake Up! New Soyjack Just Dropped Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	547
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and soyjacks dropping left and right!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.

Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	New Chunks Explored:	182852
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	888669
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchantments Applied:	178
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Votes:	1203	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Buildings Constructed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crops Grown:	1935
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Star Shards Collected:	218	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

FateCraft: BlueScreened

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	188	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!

BarkCraft: Where Dogs Chat!

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, BarkCraft, canine cognition, Chat, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, dog-human interaction, Dogs, human-animal bond, human-animal communication, Language, pet behavior, pet communication, pet language, pet ownership, pet psychology, pet relationships

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	291	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is da BOMB DIGGITY! like, imagine if dogs could talk to humans, dat would be CRAZY, right? well, on dis server, not only do dogs talk to humans, but dey also tell u da best loot spots in da game! like, my doggo buddy told me where to find a secret diamond mine and i got RICH! join dis server if u want ur furry friends to help u pwn some noobs and become da ultimate Minecraft master! it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. don’t miss out, join now and let da doggos guide u to victory! 🐶💎🎮