Soy Products MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Eternal Skyrealm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Tofu, tempeh, soy, soy sauce

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got more soy than you can shake a stick at! And who doesn’t love a good soy party in Minecraft, am I right? Plus, the mobs are all decked out in tofu armor, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. So come on, what are you waiting for? Get your soy-loving self over here and join the fun!

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SoyCraft Minecraft Server

soy side effects, soy diet consequences, soy health effects, soy overdose, soy diet

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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TestosteroneTakedown Minecraft Server

aging, alcohol consumption, TESTOSTERONE, lack of exercise, Minecraft

Are you tired of feeling like a wimpy little chicken in Minecraft? Well, look no further, because our server is here to pump up your testosterone levels to epic proportions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, building towering castles, and flexing your muscles in front of all the other players.

But beware, on our server, there’s a secret potion hidden in the depths of the world that will lower your testosterone levels to that of a baby bunny. So watch out for sneaky players trying to sabotage your manly mojo!

Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pixelated warrior, you’re a testosterone-fueled beast ready to conquer all in your path!

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Prevent Sexual Violence 1.20

sexual assault prevention, feminism, Liberalism, Prevent, Sexual violence prevention

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We have pixelated pigs that will teach you how to respect women in a non-simp way. Our virtual world will show you that being a respectful player is the key to success. Forget about toxic masculinity, embrace the power of positive gaming vibes. Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to commit any assault. So, come join us and let’s build a community where everyone feels safe and respected, one block at a time!

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BlockBros Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, BlockBros

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream house without worrying about sexist roommates or political arguments!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of living with a lazy brother who expects you to be his personal chef and maid. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without the stress of real-life roommate drama.

Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will never argue with you about controversial topics or make sexist comments. You can finally relax and enjoy the game without any drama or tension.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who needs a roommate who can’t even cook or clean when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself?

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CreeperCleanse – No Daily Showers

warm climate, active lifestyle, CreeperCleanse, compromise, non-negotiable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of dealing with stinky situations like the one described above, then this is the server for you. Our players are required to shower daily in-game to maintain their virtual hygiene levels. Failure to do so will result in your character emitting a foul odor that will repel other players and mobs alike.

Join us for a refreshing experience where personal hygiene is taken seriously. Don’t let your virtual feet stink up the place like the unfortunate individual in the post above. Showering is not just a suggestion, it’s a requirement for survival on our server.

So come on in, scrub up, and let’s make this Minecraft world a cleaner and fresher place for all! Remember, cleanliness is key to success in this wacky and wild virtual world.

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ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

playing with friends, playing outside, bike rides, Hide and seek, Minecraft

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to relive your childhood but in Minecraft form? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re going back to when you were a wee little Minecraft noob.

Join our server for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience! We have crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creepers” and “Pig Racing with Ender Dragons”. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig ride an Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even run into Herobrine doing the Macarena. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

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BlockyBedrockBonanza

Passion, Connection, Intimacy, experimentation, Reality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the heat? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava-filled Nether portal! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Bedrock Booty” treasure hunt, where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that the elusive Ender Dragon himself guards the grand prize – a diamond-encrusted saddle for your trusty steed.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!

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CraftyProtesters: MuskAFDApproved

Xenophobia, political movement, resistance, political activism, social justice

haha u ever seen so many ppl protest in minecraft?? well this server is like that but with more explosions and flying pigs. we got so many cool mods that even elon musk endorsed us, he said “this server is out of this world, just like my rockets.” join now and be part of the revolution against the far right, we’re fighting them with diamond swords and lava buckets. plus, our community is so lit, we have parties every night in the nether realm. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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Gandalf’s Party Realm

Gandalfs, raucous, Realm, Party, specific herbs

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GANDALF AS OUR PARTY PLANNER! HE BRINGS FIREWORKS, HERBS, AND CRAZY DWARVEN PARTIES TO THE SHIRE! HOBITS THINK HE’S A GOD OF PARTYING! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET’S TURN UP LIKE HOBBITS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!

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