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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8758 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 854 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u found it, my dude. this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret: we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts. yep, u heard me right. not only that, but our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. imagine mining for ore and finding a delicious treat instead. oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding? it’s like a dream come true. so come on, join us and experience the most insane minecraft server u’ve ever seen. soy milk is juice not milk, but on this server, anything is possible.
