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CreeperCarnageFunLand

airstrikes, Beirut, Blasts, breaking news, civilian areas, Conflict, CreeperCarnageFunLand, Dahiyeh, explosions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, secondary explosions, Targets, violence, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

animal lovers, BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, cat, cat behavior, cat companions, cat lovers, cat obsession, cat owners, Cool, Feline, feline friends, furry friends, multiple cats, one cat, perfect, pet owners, Pets, three cats, two cats, unique pets

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

1.21, admins, Anarchy, Anarchy1.21, armor, Auto-mine, Customized map, dragon world, dragons, Good admins, Happy Gaming, Ip:, Love your destiny, Magic, minecraft server, MyDestiny, new armor, NEW WEAPONS, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, telegram channel, Telegram chat, weapons

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	91	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Votes:	6176
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

mydestiny.su

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

21, Adult, aged, Community, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, fresh world, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, spawn city, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

BI SEXUAL, Cultural differences, DATING, EdgarMaxxing, Edgars, Gender norms, GirlFriendly, Girls, hello kitty, Identity, internet culture, LGBTQ, Mexican girls, mexico, Minecraft, online communities, relationships, Retardmaxxing, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	2817	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

> Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

Character development, Communication, Connection, deep bond, emotional connection, emotional depth, entire, Evolving, evolving relationship, friendship, growth, Intimacy, love, Manga, Minecraft, non-sexual relationship, not physical, platonic relationship, relationship, romance, smp, story progression, two people, Understanding, unresolved tension

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

CraftyCrip Minecraft Server

Assistance, basic life tasks, Boundaries, burden, care, Challenges, COMPLICATED, consideration, CraftyCrip, disabled friend, Favors, friendship, Helping, INDEPENDENCE, INTIMATE, Minecraft, physical disability, responsibilities, Server, Struggle, Support, wheelchair

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

MomCraftLove

#authorities, ABUSIVE, consequences, Divorce, financial support, friendship, Green Card, legal risks, man, marriage fraud, marrying, mom, MomCraftLove, Nigeria, online friend, Prenup, relationship, Reporting, scam, Visa, WIBTA

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Towns Built:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
New Chunks Explored:	392976	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy story of a mom trying to marry her Nigerian friend for a green card.

Picture this: a mom who was almost scammed on WhatsApp ends up forming a pen-pal friendship with the scammer. But wait, it gets better – she starts sending him money for medical care and to support his family. And now, she’s planning to marry him so he can get a green card and support his family even more.

But fear not, dear players, because you have the power to stop this madness! Join our server and take on the role of the hero who will prevent this marriage fraud from happening. Will you report the mom to the authorities and save her from legal trouble? Or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

With twists and turns at every corner, this Minecraft server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So come on in and be a part of this outrageous story – because who needs reality TV when you have our server?

SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP

balanced blood sugar, better skin, better sleep, changes noticed, health benefits, healthier habits., improved digestion, improved energy, improved mood, increased focus, lifestyle changes, long term benefits, mental clarity, Minecraft, People who quit sugar, reduced cravings, reduced inflammation, smp, sugar detox, sugar-free lifestyle, SugarFreeSMP, SWEET, weight loss

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the true chaos and hilarity of Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but sugar canes as weapons. That’s right, we’ve banned all other weapons and tools, so get ready to duke it out with nothing but your trusty sugar cane!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground sugar cane black market where players can buy and sell sugar canes for outrageous prices. Who knew that sugar could be so valuable in the world of Minecraft?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sugar King, a mysterious player who rules over the server with an iron (sugar) fist. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Sugar King in a duel will be granted access to the mythical Candy Kingdom, where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the sweet madness of Minecraft SMP like never before!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of failure in relationships, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, irrational fears, phobias, unrealistic fear

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4377
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you afraid of running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never worry about your diamond supply again.

Do you have a fear of boring builds? Well, on our server, we have a team of magical builders who will come to your rescue and turn your dirt hut into a majestic castle fit for a king (or queen)!

Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Fear not, because on our server, we have a teleportation system that will whisk you away to any location with just a snap of your fingers (or a click of your mouse)!

So come join us on our server and leave all your unrealistic fears behind. We promise you’ll have a blast (mining) with us!