SovietSmackdownMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SovietSmackdownMC

ammunition, ammunition stockpile, ammunition supply, Armed Forces, Combat, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, russia ukraine, russians, SovietSmackdownMC, Syrskyi, Ukrainian strikes, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7863	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Animals Bred:	129
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging ukrainian strikes while fighting off russians with only half the ammunition! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of bombs. join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything can happen, even a pig riding a chicken into battle. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

GhostlyBanquet

10. Fantasy dinner guests, 11. Notable figures from history, 12. Longing for dinner with the past, 13. Dinner with famous ancestors, 14. Remembering the departed, 15. Dinner with legendary figures, 16. Historical dinner companions, 17. Longing for dinner with the past, 18. Dinner with famous ancestors, 19. Remembering the departed, 2. Famous deceased individuals, 20. Dinner with legendary figures., 3. Dream dinner guests, 4. Historical dinner companions, 5. Celebrities from the past, 6. Ideal dinner party guests, 7. Deceased icons, 8. Historical dinner conversation, 9. Dinner with the deceased, Dinner with historical figures, GhostlyBanquet

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Emeralds Found:	4604

If you could have dinner with any three people who are no longer alive, who would it be? How about joining our wacky Minecraft server where you can dine with historical figures like Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Albert Einstein? Watch as Cleopatra tries to build a pyramid out of blocks, Julius Caesar challenges everyone to a game of PvP, and Einstein invents a redstone contraption that defies all logic. Don’t miss out on the chance to have the most epic dinner party in Minecraft history! Join now for a wild ride through time and space!

Ran’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anime, brave, childhood friend, Compassionate, Conan, crime solving, detective, determined, endearing character, Epic, inseparable duo, Intelligent, Japanese culture, kind-hearted, loyal friend, Manga, Minecraft, popular character, Ran, RANS, relatable, Server, shinichi, strong-willed

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll get to hang out with Ran, the most lovable and quirky character in the Minecraft universe. Why is Ran so endearing, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ran once built an entire city made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And not just any cheese, but the rarest, smelliest, and most delicious cheese you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Ran is also known for riding around on a giant chicken named Cluckers, who lays golden eggs that you can use to buy the craziest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Ran’s got you covered. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Ran can make it happen.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Ran is waiting for you with open arms (and a pocket full of cheese)!

Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

alternative living, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, back to nature, disconnect from technology, embrace nature, environmentalist, escape society, financial freedom, hate crypto, hate money, live in the woods, Minecraft, minimalist lifestyle, nature lover, off the grid, renounce wealth, self-sufficiency, simple living, smp, sustainable living, WANDERER, woodsy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	New Chunks Explored:	958547
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8459	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Potions Brewed:	195
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Farms Harvested:	418
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	569383	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5548	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Villages Defended:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!