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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2367 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 7723 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 205 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.
So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.