so like, u know how greenland is like, tryna be all independent and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for u to escape from all that political drama, u feel me? join us and build ur own lil virtual greenland where u can be the ruler and make all the decisions, no americans telling u what to do here, just u and ur blocky creations. plus, we have like, secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests that u can find if u have the skills to navigate through our crazy world. so come on over and be the master of ur own destiny, just like the greenland pm, but without all the stress and responsibility, u know?
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GreenCraft Server: Not American, Just Green!
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CanalCraft: Panama’s Revenge
so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the president of Panama is like, totally obsessed with this canal and he’s all like “i will take back the canal from trump!!” it’s like a total drama llama show up in here, but don’t worry cuz the canal is safe and sound on this server.join us for some epic minecraft adventures where you can build your own canal, trade with villagers, and maybe even start a war with other players over who gets control of the canal. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on. come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
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F16FiascoCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we deny all claims like denmark denying russian claims about f-16 pilots in ukraine LOL. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball at a rave. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. if you join our server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure since steve defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness! -
JetFighterWars Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so epic that even NATO is getting involved, bro. like, they had to scramble Norwegian fighter jets to defend against a Russian attack. can you believe that? if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most intense battles ever. like, you’ll be fighting off Russian invaders while riding on the back of a dragon. it’s insane, man. plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot. and the best part? there’s a pet unicorn that poops out diamonds. no joke. so, if you want to be a total badass and have the craziest adventures, you gotta join this server, dude. NATO is counting on you. -
Putin’s Air Raid Frenzy
yo yo yo, u heard of this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like ukraine’s escalating air attacks but in minecraft form, bringing putin’s invasion home to russia! join us for some explosive pvp action and build your own bunker to protect yourself from the chaos. we got custom weapons like rocket launchers and tanks, so come on and join the madness! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden base, u’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and gold. so what u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s blow stuff up together! -
NATOcraft: Ukraine’s No.1 Server
lol so like, ukraine be like “nah bro, we ain’t leavin NATO, we in it for life!” and they be like “we ain’t takin no alternative options, we ride or die with NATO!” join our minecraft server cuz we got ukraine vibes, we stay loyal like them to NATO, no betrayals here bro, just epic builds and crazy adventures, come join the fun! -
CrazyCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz, like, Iran was all like “nah, Crimea ain’t Russian, bro” in this crazy treaty with the Russian Federation. And, like, that caused a whole big drama llama situation, so now we gotta mine and build and survive together on this server to, like, show Iran what’s up. Plus, there’s, like, unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, join now and let’s show Iran who’s boss in the Minecraft world, bro! -
PhilippinePanicCraft
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like China and the server itself is like the Philippines? It’s like a battle royale in the South China Sea, except instead of warships, we’re using pickaxes and swords! Join us if you wanna push some blocks to the wall and show off your aggression in the most epic way possible. Let’s see who will come out on top in this wild and wacky adventure! -
MapleCraft: Not Joining the 51st!
lol so like, u know how canada is like, right next to the US? well, imagine if it was the 51st state! trudeau be like “nah fam, not gonna happen” but on this minecraft server, ANYTHING can happen! come join us and build ur own canadian-american utopia, eh? we got maple syrup flowing like rivers and moose riding around on roller skates. plus, justin bieber is our official server mascot, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make canada the 51st US state a reality! -
GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!