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Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8586	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5887	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Animals Bred:	63	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	5705	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Farms Harvested:	156	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	2209
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	716239
Zombie Dances:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.