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MomSaidNoBookBuyAnyway

book lover, Boundaries, buy a book, Caroline Kepnes, family dynamics, Gone Girl, holiday, INDEPENDENCE, mom, MomSaidNoBookBuyAnyway, Netflix, parental control, personal choice, Rebellion, sexual content, souvenirs, stepdad, unhinged narrator, WIBTA, you

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of your parents treating you like a child? Do you want to unleash your inner unhinged narrator? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can be as sexual as YOU want, just like in the book your mom won’t let you read. We promise not to censor your creativity, unless it’s too crazy even for us. So come on, sneak behind your parents’ backs and join us for a truly insane adventure!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8123
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Blocky Bling Minecraft Server

belongings, bling, blocky, cherished, Collectibles, Fandom, Items, keepsakes, mementos, memorabilia, memorabilia collection, merchandise, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal memorabilia, possessions, prized, rare, Server, souvenirs, Treasures, trinkets, valuable, valuable possessions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	344
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

RichCraft: Daughter Drama

adjust, Airbnb, DAUGHTER, Drama, educational tours, expensive trip, family trip, Farms, film production, friends group, Girls trip, Guilt, History, income, Introvert, italian food, italy, Jealousy, parents, promotions, RichCraft, small towns, souvenirs

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and take on epic adventures with your friends! Just like how this mom went on a trip to Italy without telling her daughter’s friends, you can explore our virtual world without any unwanted guests tagging along.

Join us for a chance to immerse yourself in history and culture, just like Sophie wanted to do in Rome. But don’t worry, you won’t have to worry about your friends ditching you for educational tours – our server is full of exciting quests and challenges for everyone to enjoy!

And hey, if you ever feel guilty for leaving your friends behind, just remember that in our world, you can always make new friends and create unforgettable memories together. So come on, join us and let’s leave all the drama behind – after all, who needs real-life friends when you have a Minecraft squad as awesome as ours?

CraftyExSouvenirs

Closure, coping, CraftyExSouvenirs, Divorce, emotional, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Life Changes, Marriage, mementos, Memories, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, sentimental, separation, souvenirs, starting over, Vacations

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Love Letters Sent:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

join dis minecraft server if u want to escape ur ex wife who took all ur diamonds in the divorce settlement. we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from her and build ur new life without her nagging u to mine more diamonds. plus, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow up ur ex’s house when she comes looking for u. come join us for a fresh start and a good laugh at ur ex’s expense.

MomFriendMysteryShop

arcade games, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Expenses, friendship, gas money, gift shop, Honesty, indoor amusement park, Kids, McDonalds, mom friend, MomFriendMysteryShop, MONEY, playdates, receipts, reimbursement, relationship, souvenirs, transparency, Trust

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	248	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Votes:	7482

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride like no other? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as crazy as Emma asking for money for things that never happened! Join us for a rollercoaster of fun as you navigate through mysterious lands and uncover the truth behind where that $100 went. Will you find the missing arcade games? Will you uncover the secrets of the gift shop that never was? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Trust us, the twists and turns are worth every penny (or $100 in this case)!

YeehawCraft

America, culture, family, Gifts, Gratitude, Happy, International, joy, love, Memories, Overseas, Presents, RELATIVES, reunion, Sis, souvenirs, Surprise, travel, vacation, Visiting, YeehawCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

So, get this – Sis went to America and came back with presents for everyone on the server! And I’m not talking about boring old souvenirs, oh no. She brought back enchanted diamond swords, golden apples that give you superpowers, and even a pet dragon that breathes fire! Join our server and you might just get a gift from Sis too – who knows what kind of crazy loot she’ll bring back next time!

Minecraft SMP: TickleMyIZombie

ever happens, Minecraft, nothing happens, smp, Something New, TickleMyIZombie, tkmiz, Waiting

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	140
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4337

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant potato statues to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your rightful riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

QuadriCareGoneWild

caregiver match, caregiver responsibilities, caregiving company, caregiving preferences, client abandonment, client care, client needs, client preferences, client safety, company policies, elder care, in-home caregiving, lack of communication, professional boundaries, public transportation, QuadriCareGoneWild, quadriplegic client, schedule conflicts, supervisor contact, transportation challenges

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you have the right to choose not to mine with a certain block, the power to switch to a different biome if you don’t vibe with your current one, and the ability to build with players in your area because you don’t drive your own minecart!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!

So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!

Quote4U Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Quote4U, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Emeralds Found:	3797	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling down, just remember the wise words of our server mascot, Sir Squishy the Chicken, who once said, “When life gives you creepers, make creeperade!” So come join us and let the madness begin!

CheeseCraftersUnited

aged, artisanal, best cheese, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheeseCraftersUnited, creamy, dairy, DELICIOUS, Favorite, feta, Food, French, gouda, Gourmet, Italian, opinion, SWISS, world

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Buildings Constructed:	39
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Animals Bred:	91	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	493	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

baby, baby’s brain development, Bifidobacterium breve, BifidoCraft, brain development in babies, brain health, Brainy, cognitive development., Development, fetus, gut bacteria, gut health, healthy brain development, infant development, maternal gut flora, maternal health, maternal microbiome, mice study, Microbiome, microbiota, Mother’s gut microbiome, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Towns Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Votes:	3897	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.