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HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’

Admiration, adoration, adore, captivation, CREEPERS, Crush, devotion, Enchantment, fervor, fucking, Hag, HagCraft, I, i fucking love this hag, idolization, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, Resist, this.., Worship

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Love Letters Sent:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is run by a mystical hag who will grant you three wishes if you join! That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life (Disclaimer: flying in real life is not guaranteed and may result in serious injury or death).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you build the most epic chicken farm you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that can hatch into a magical chicken mount.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the hag’s mischievous pranks and the chicken mafia’s shenanigans – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Celebs: TwitchTube Server

blocky, Celebs, Community, content creators, digital content, entertainment industry, Gaming, influencers, internet culture, lazy edition, Live streaming, online entertainment, online gaming, online personalities, Server, social media, Streamers, streaming platforms, Technology, twitch, TwitchTube, video content, video games, Youtubers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Animals Bred:	200	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you actually work for your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is on easy mode – we’re talking instant diamond armor, unlimited enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon for every player!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: riding into battle on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword. It’s like a scene straight out of a Minecraft action movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the ultimate lazy edition of Minecraft – where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can fit in your inventory!

FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris

Baguettes, Communication, communication skills, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, English, foreign language, France, French, FrenchFriesCraft, international travel, language barrier, language barriers, language difficulties, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, oui, Paris, Players, Ride, Riding, Summer, travel, travel concerns, worries

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Are you tired of getting lost in translation while riding through France? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to your language barrier problems! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where everyone speaks the universal language of block-building. No need to worry about asking for directions or ordering food, just focus on crafting and surviving in our wacky and wild virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been recreated in-game, so you can experience all the beauty of France without ever leaving your computer screen. Say “au revoir” to language barriers and “bonjour” to endless fun on our server!

Crafty Creepers: Are you already Pre-order this /v/?

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	1064
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Void Gems Collected:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend virtual concerts performed by famous Minecraft DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Pre-order your spot on our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

UkraineCraft: Where the only war is over who gets the last diamond!

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, Diamond, donetsk, eastern europe, History, Invasion, Kiev, Luhansk, Lviv, Military, Nazi Ukrainians, occupation, Odessa, Politics, Propaganda, russia, separatists, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Russia is apparently playing a game of real-life Minecraft and trying to take over Ukraine! Join us for the ultimate battle of blocks and build your own fortress to defend against the invading Russian forces. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have this level of insanity in your gameplay? Join now and help Kiev relocate to Lviv before it’s too late! It’s like a game of survival mode, but with a twist of geopolitical drama. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Blondies: Where Trashy meets Classy in Minecraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5868
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest mess you’ll ever come across! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where trashy blonde sluts reign supreme. Who knew pixelated characters could be so scandalous? You’ll be gossiping with your fellow players about who’s hooking up with who and who’s plotting to overthrow the server next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant statues of Justin Bieber to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity. Who needs architectural integrity when you can have a house made entirely out of diamond blocks?

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, drama, and pure insanity, then join our server today. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Yuujiro’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Stronger Than Anything Server

Adventure, aids, Anime, Author, Baki, Cancer, defeated, Dialogs, Drugs, Earth, ebola, Epic, Implications, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Server, strength, Stronger, stronger than anything, us military, yujiro, Yuujiro, Yuujiros

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Yuujiro – a Minecraft legend who is stronger than the US Military, cancer, aids, ebola, and even the Earth itself! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we follow in the footsteps of the almighty Yuujiro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to defeat cancer, aids, and ebola in-game! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself!

SauceQuest: Find the Culprit

adult content, adult film, cropped gif, culprit, dildo, discovery, explicit, explicit content, Find, Help, Identification, investigation, Mystery, NSFW, pornography, REVEALING, Sauce, SauceQuest, search, sexual activity, sucking cock, Uncovering

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the mysterious sauce queen! Legend has it that she roams the server, leaving a trail of saucy memes in her wake. Join us on this epic quest to uncover the truth behind this saucy mystery and maybe even score some epic loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted dildos and magical potions. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Cunt’s Slumber Party Server

ARMS, biophysics, childhood friend, Class, Crafty, cunts, dream, early bed, Fist Fight, GIANT, inscripted, insomnia, isomnia, Monster, Nightmare, open palms, Party, pockets, pockets than yours, Request, Server, Shirt, Sleep, Slumber, STAB

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring dreams about missing classes and giant monsters with too many arms? Then join our Minecraft server and experience a world where shirt pockets are the ultimate battleground! Fight your childhood friends with open palms and show them who has the most pockets in this epic fist fight showdown. Who needs sleep when you can have crazy adventures like this in our server? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true!

Crafty McCraftFace – Where Noobs Become Pros in 3 Easy Steps!

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, EASY, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, steps, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crops Grown:	4273	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more explosive than the TNT is the laughter you’ll experience!

Join us and play alongside our zany cast of characters, like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot! Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one night?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava without a scratch! And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!