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YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

Dixie, Friends, Minecraft, Pole, Server, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, southern music, southern pride, southern states, southern traditions, southern USA, subedition, YeehawCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	168
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but trees and dirt? Well, look no further because our server is sans pole edition – that’s right, no poles allowed! Why, you ask? Because poles are so last season, darling.

But wait, there’s more! Join our subedition where we search high and low for the elusive Poleless Pole. Legend has it that this mystical creature roams the lands, spreading joy and confusion wherever it goes. Will you be the one to finally catch a glimpse of this legendary being?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures, the outrageous shenanigans, and the downright ridiculousness. Who needs poles when you have all this madness waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

SisFreeRehearsalDin

anger, Christian, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, family, Invitation, Islam, middle eastern, MIL, misunderstanding, reconciliation, rehearsal dinner, Religion, RSVP, SisFreeRehearsalDin, sister, snubbed, southern USA, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	420	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of OP’s sister and her Middle Eastern adventures.

Forget about building blocks, on our server, you’ll be building bridges between family members who are more divided than the Nether and the Overworld. Can you navigate through the drama and chaos to come out on top?

With more plot twists than a soap opera, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join now and see if you can handle the madness! Just remember, in this world, alliances can shift as quickly as sand in a desert storm.

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7744
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Potions Brewed:	165	New Chunks Explored:	338721
Animals Bred:	115	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Towns Built:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

Based, based CEO, based CEO player, based player, based player CEO, CEO, CEO based, CEO based player, CEO player, CEO player based, CraftyCEO, long tail, Minecraft, player, player based, player based CEO, player CEO, player CEO based, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Votes:	5948	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Enchantments Applied:	234
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4829	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchantments Applied:	125	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

ClimateCraft: Wildfire & Heat! 🔥🌿

attribution, belief in climate change, climate change, climate change awareness, climate change beliefs, climate change impact, ClimateCraft, Confidence, democrats, Experience, extreme heat, extreme weather events, extreme weather perception, Heat, linking, negative impacts, political affiliation, republicans, US adults, weather attribution, weather events, Wildfire

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest weather events you’ve ever seen! we got wildfires, extreme heat, and who knows what else! republicans and democrats alike can come together and agree that our weather is out of control! if you’ve ever been impacted by a crazy weather event, you’ll fit right in here. so come on down and experience the chaos for yourself!

83 IQ Minecraft Server

alcohol, child development, cognitive abilities, developmental disorders, environmental influences, family history, fetal alcohol syndrome, genetic factors, intelligence, iq, learning disabilities, low iq, maternal behavior, maternal health, mental health, Minecraft, Mother, neurodevelopment, online test, Pregnancy, prenatal care, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Olympics,” where players compete in explosive events such as the TNT high jump and the sprint through a field of landmines.

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and your sanity, come join us on our server. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things are about to get crazy!