Southern United States Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SouthernDrawlCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Y’all ever wondered how them southern American accents came to be? Well, legend has it that a group of cowboys and cowgirls stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server deep in the heart of Texas. This server was so lit that it literally changed their accents overnight! Now, every player who joins this server gets a free cowboy hat and a drawl that’ll make you sound like you just stepped off the ranch.

But that ain’t all, folks! This server is home to the wildest rodeo you’ve ever seen. Ride pigs, lassoo creepers, and show off your yeehaw skills in the ultimate showdown. Plus, there’s a secret underground saloon where you can trade diamonds for moonshine and challenge other players to a duel.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ Minecraft server where the south will rise again!

Blocky Battle Royale

American television, Animated Sitcom, Arlen, battle, Beavis and Butt-Head, blocky, Bobby Hill, comedy, family dynamics, Fox Broadcasting Company, Hank Hill, humor, king of the hill, Mike Judge, Peggy Hill, propane, Royale.., satire, small town, Southern United States, suburban life, texas, Texas culture

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Towns Built:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Items Found:	2552
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	521	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

carpet care, carpet cleaning tips, carpet damage, carpet maintenance, carpet restoration, carpet stain, carpet upkeep, cleaning carpet, cleaning solutions, deep cleaning, Home cleaning, Household cleaning, permanent stain, puke stain, PukeCraft, removing stains, Server, stain, stain prevention, stain removal, stomach acid stain, test, tough stains, vomit stains

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

badass girls, diverse representation, Empowering Women, favorite characters, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, fictional crushes, gamer girls, Gaming, Gaming Community, Girl Power, love, strong female leads, Strong Women, tomboy style, Tomboys, video game crushes, video games, vidya, VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Character, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, defending dignity, Disrespect, Drinking, family dynamics, judgement, Minecraft, Nigerian parents, overreaction, personal choices, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server, sobriety program, SobrietySass, Trust

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1654
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

SatMorningNostalgia

90s cartoons, childhood memories, kids shows, Nostalgia, SatMorningNostalgia, Saturday Morning Cartoon Shows, Saturday morning cartoons, Saturday Morning Classics, Saturday Morning Entertainment, Saturday Morning Favorites, Saturday Morning Flashback, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday Morning Nostalgia, Saturday Morning Programming, Saturday Morning Television, Saturday Morning Throwback, Saturday Morning TV, Saturday Morning Viewing, Saturday Morning Watchlist, tv shows

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5296	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? Well, imagine if those cartoons came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Spongebob builds houses out of pineapple, Pikachu mines for diamonds, and Scooby-Doo solves mysteries in the creepiest dungeons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced nostalgia like this before! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Saturday Morning adventure like no other!

VenezuelaVibes Minecraft Server

Democracy, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign interference, Hugo Chávez, international community, international relations, Latin America, Lula, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political stability, Politics, Presidential election, Server, socialist government, south america, united states, Venezuela, VenezuelaVibes, Voting

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing ur butt off? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well lemme tell u a little story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a minecraft server where all the blocks were made of candy. yep, u heard me right, CANDY! imagine building a house out of chocolate bars and lollipops, it’s a dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride unicorns and fly on giant marshmallows. u can even battle evil gummy bears and save the day with ur trusty diamond sword. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TrapCraft: 108 Nations

developing countries, economic analysis, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic policies, economic prospects, economic report, economic stagnation, economic trends, emerging markets, Financial Stability, global economy, income disparity, income inequality, income levels, middle-income trap, Nations, poverty reduction, sustainable growth, Trapcraft, World Bank

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

omg u guys, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the world bank of minecraft servers, but without all the boring stuff. we got 108 countries riskin’ gettin’ stuck in the ‘middle-income trap’ but not us, we livin’ large in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

come join us and build ur way to the top, we got crazy challenges and epic quests that will make u forget all about those boring real world problems. forget the world bank, come join our world of blocks and have the time of ur life.

plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, so u know u wanna be a part of this epic adventure. come join us and let’s show those other countries how it’s done in minecraft land.