Southern Talasi Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

active community, Builders, cactus farmers, Daylight, Discord, Dracoria, dragons, Dwarves, economic growth, Events, fighters, Government, Housing, Language, Lore, money making, OZNO EFA, Players, Religion, Roleplay, savings, Southern Talasi, Struggle, Time, Towns, Vampires

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	New Chunks Explored:	41396
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	75
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	50

The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, aid distribution, Conflict Resolution, economic development, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, foreign assistance, foreign policy, government funding, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, military spending, Minecraft, national security, political corruption, Server, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, US aid, War on Terror

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild and crazy, it’s like having $293 million in US aid in Taliban hands? Well, look no further, cuz this server is off the chain, yo!

Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane. We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds your heart desires.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a pillow fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden apples and enchanted gear.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs $293 million when you’ve got a Minecraft world this insane? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMileiVPNoRacism

argentina, Backlash, controversy, CraftyMileiVPNoRacism, criticism, cultural sensitivity, disagreement, discrimination, Division, football chant, milei, political stance, Politics, public figure, racist, social media, Statement, Support, vice president, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Crops Grown:	3018
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Towns Built:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Potions Brewed:	129	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3663
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?