Southern States MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

Server, southern lifestyle, Friends, YeehawCraft, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but trees and dirt? Well, look no further because our server is sans pole edition – that’s right, no poles allowed! Why, you ask? Because poles are so last season, darling.

But wait, there’s more! Join our subedition where we search high and low for the elusive Poleless Pole. Legend has it that this mystical creature roams the lands, spreading joy and confusion wherever it goes. Will you be the one to finally catch a glimpse of this legendary being?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures, the outrageous shenanigans, and the downright ridiculousness. Who needs poles when you have all this madness waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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Dixie Craft – Southern US & Friends

Southern, southern history, southern culture, southern lifestyle, edish

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like waking up in a whole new dimension – literally!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens ride on top of cows, and creepers break dance instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Sheep Shearing Sundays” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Pig Racing Derby” – those pigs can really move when they have a carrot on a stick to chase!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, if a TNT-loving player gets too close).

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KarenCraft: Letting Entitled Women Run Wild! Minecraft Server

workplace dynamics, Minecraft, white women, refusing to admit wrong, Gender Roles

Are you tired of dealing with Karens in real life? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is Karen-free guaranteed! No more arguing, no more interruptions, just pure gaming fun without the drama.

Join our server and escape to a world where Karens don’t exist. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and mine for precious resources without any Karens trying to ruin your day. It’s like a virtual paradise away from the chaos of the real world.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to Karens forever. Trust us, your sanity will thank you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns Karens into friendly villagers – now that’s a game-changer!

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SouthernDrawlCraft – Minecraft Server

southern traditions, American accent, Southern dialect, linguistics, regional speech

Y’all ever wondered how them southern American accents came to be? Well, legend has it that a group of cowboys and cowgirls stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server deep in the heart of Texas. This server was so lit that it literally changed their accents overnight! Now, every player who joins this server gets a free cowboy hat and a drawl that’ll make you sound like you just stepped off the ranch.

But that ain’t all, folks! This server is home to the wildest rodeo you’ve ever seen. Ride pigs, lassoo creepers, and show off your yeehaw skills in the ultimate showdown. Plus, there’s a secret underground saloon where you can trade diamonds for moonshine and challenge other players to a duel.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ Minecraft server where the south will rise again!

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Cotton Pickin’ Crafters

African Americans, Cotton, HBD, Slavery, cotton picking

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rodeo clown on a unicycle? Look no further, because our server is like a circus on steroids! We’ve got more diversity than a bag of Skittles, with players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, mine, and cause chaos.

Join us and you’ll be able to witness jaw-dropping feats of engineering, like a giant roller coaster made entirely out of melons. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a sight to behold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as diverse as a box of crayons and as crazy as a bag of cats? Plus, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera, so you’ll never be bored. Come join the fun and see for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

southern music, southern hospitality, southern history, Southern US, Friends

Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

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ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

mental health, wellness, REST, Server, health

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be so addicted, you’ll forget what sleep even is! Our server is so fun and engaging, you’ll find yourself pulling all-nighters just to keep playing. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Say goodbye to your circadian rhythm and hello to endless entertainment on our server!

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Told my Boss about the coworker who won’t… Minecraft SMP

standing up for yourself, human Resources, Hate Speech, bullying, toxic work environment

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting taped to your locker is a sign saying “You’re a Minecraft legend!” Sick of your boss not appreciating your Minecraft skills? Join us and become the true MVP of the server!

We have a strict “no calling people faggot” policy, unless it’s in a friendly game of PvP where all bets are off! Our community is all about spreading positivity and building epic structures together. Plus, if anyone dares to mess with you, we’ll unleash a horde of angry creepers on them!

So say goodbye to your toxic workplace and hello to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s create some epic memories together!

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CraftyHub – No Bowing to In-Laws!

bowing, Self Respect, Support, self-care, CraftyHub

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one described above. We’ve got meth-addicted moms, drunk aunts and uncles, and cousins getting married just to stir up drama. And don’t forget about the grandma who can’t seem to understand basic human respect – she’s the real MVP of the server.

Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and more disowning than you can shake a diamond sword at. Who needs a soap opera when you’ve got our Minecraft server? So come on in and join the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe. It’s gonna be a wild ride!

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BlockParty18 Minecraft SMP

BlockParty18, birthday celebration, legal adult, aspirations, Coming of Age

Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ruler of a virtual kingdom, of course! We have diamond armor galore, enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends. So come join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a chance to fulfill your wildest Minecraft dreams!

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