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Crafty Dixie Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3159	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4898
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unexpected plot twists since a soap opera on steroids! 🎭 Join us and become the first player to be elected president of our virtual world since the Great Creeper War! 🇺🇸 But watch out, because just like in real life, alliances can shift faster than a pig running from a zombie horde! 🐷🧟‍♂️

And get this, our server is so crazy that you might just find yourself handing over control of your diamond empire to a group of sneaky villagers! 🤯 Who needs power when you can have a bunch of tiny, trading maniacs calling the shots? 💎👹 So come on down and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! 🎢 Just remember, in this world, anything can happen…even if it’s totally bonkers! 🤪🌈

Pixel Pajama Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1012	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself how monks in Age of Empires heal your units! Our monks have mastered the ancient art of Minecraft magic, using enchanted potions and mystical rituals to heal your injured warriors. Watch as they perform epic miracles on the battlefield, turning the tide of battle in your favor with their divine powers. So come join us and witness the incredible healing abilities of our monks – who needs a doctor when you have Minecraft magic on your side!

Is TV Watching Minecraft SMP – The New Hit UK Comedy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	220444
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, have we got the server for you! This wild and wacky Minecraft SMP is pulling in 2 milly every week and it’s hi-lar-ious.

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this Minecraft SMP is the most outrageous and hilarious server out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

BattleZone: Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Christmas tree lightings? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest holiday celebrations! Our Christmas tree lighting involves fireworks, llamas wearing Santa hats, and even a surprise appearance from the Grinch (played by one of our talented players, of course). Don’t miss out on the festive fun – join now and experience Christmas like never before!

NTR /a/ Hates Minecraft SMP – Realistic Genre Fun

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as fake as a diamond hoe? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your NTR needs! Join us if you want to experience the most realistic and heart-wrenching love triangles that will make you question your own relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself caught in a scandalous love affair with your best friend’s pixelated crush. So come on, join us and see why /a/ hates NTR – because it’s just too damn good!

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Towns Built:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed into a Missile Barge Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is equipped with custom skins that will make your character look like a missile-launching superhero ready to take on any challenge. – We have weapon sights and sounds that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a high-stakes battle, even when you’re just mining for diamonds. – Our localizations will make you feel like you’re in a whole new world, where missiles are the currency and explosions are the norm.

But that’s not all! We also have guides on Air and Ground battles that will make you a master strategist, and MEC (Missile Engineering and Crafting) tutorials that will turn you into a missile-making genius.

And if you’re still not convinced, just remember: someone sending you runes? Well, on our server, those runes will turn into powerful missiles that will help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Missile Barge Edition Minecraft server now and let the missile madness begin! Just remember, don’t stick forks in the microwave… unless you want to see a truly explosive show!

Fashionista Minecraft SMP: Clothed Girls You Have Nudes Of Part 2

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is if you have nudes of clothed girls! Just kidding, that’s illegal and we don’t condone that kind of behavior. But seriously, our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, and treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.

Our community is full of quirky characters like Steve, the talking pig who gives out questionable advice, and Karen, the villager who always demands to speak to the server owner.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just leave the nudes at home, please.

Advanced Thoughts Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Enchantments Applied:	193
Falling into the Void:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a brainiac in a world full of dum-dums? Do you crave mindless entertainment to escape the complexities of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave your advanced thoughts at the door, because here we only speak in emojis and memes. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who just want to have a good time without having to think too hard.

So why waste your time trying to keep up with the complexities of life when you can join us and embrace the simple joys of building, exploring, and trolling your friends? Come on, let your brain take a vacation and join our server today!

Ladesh Minecraft SMP: Who Is Ladesh? And Why Are We Going To Bang…

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including banging players like Ladesh! Who is Ladesh, you ask? Well, let me tell you, he’s the most sought-after player on the server because he’s got all the diamonds and knows all the secret recipes for the best potions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, he’ll give you the key to his diamond vault. So, come join us and see if you have what it takes to bang Ladesh and claim your riches!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRU.SKYBARS.ME

Dandadan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, Shrimp is the best Dad! Why should you join, you ask? Because Shrimp once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to impress his virtual children. And let’s not forget the time he tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Shrimp gives out free enchanted golden apples to all new players as a welcome gift. So come join us and experience the wacky world of Shrimp and his Minecraft family!