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The HOA wants me to take my Confederate flag off the wall in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the HOA trying to control every aspect of your Minecraft life? Join our SMP where you can proudly display your Confederate flag in your virtual living room without any pesky neighbors complaining! We embrace individuality and freedom of expression, even if it means triggering some NPCs along the way. Plus, who knows what other wacky rules the HOA will try to enforce next? Join us for a wild ride of rebellion and shenanigans! -
SouthernDrawlCraft – Minecraft Server
Y’all ever wondered how them southern American accents came to be? Well, legend has it that a group of cowboys and cowgirls stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server deep in the heart of Texas. This server was so lit that it literally changed their accents overnight! Now, every player who joins this server gets a free cowboy hat and a drawl that’ll make you sound like you just stepped off the ranch.But that ain’t all, folks! This server is home to the wildest rodeo you’ve ever seen. Ride pigs, lassoo creepers, and show off your yeehaw skills in the ultimate showdown. Plus, there’s a secret underground saloon where you can trade diamonds for moonshine and challenge other players to a duel.
So saddle up, partner, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ Minecraft server where the south will rise again!
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Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself! -
TearCraft Minecraft Server
Server, Minecraft, songs that touch the heart, songs that bring on the tears, songs that provoke tearsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy with our epic playlist of songs that will hit you right in the feels. From the haunting melodies of “Creeper, Oh Man” to the heart-wrenching ballad of “Diamonds Are Forever,” our server will have you reaching for the tissues in no time. Join us for a truly emotional Minecraft experience like no other, where even the creepers shed a tear at the beauty of our music selection. -
BlockBustMasters
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server will have you reaching new heights of pleasure with our record-breaking orgies! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, our server is all about breaking personal records for most orgasms in a 24 hour period. Join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again! -
CyprusCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where u can blow stuff up and have a blast? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination.plus, we got this dude nasrallah who’s always talking about targeting cyprus and causing chaos. like, who even knows what’s gonna happen next on this server? it’s like a rollercoaster of mayhem and madness.
so come join us and see if u can survive the chaos and destruction. but remember, no place in israel is safe, so watch out for nasrallah and his crazy plans. it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!
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CraftyKoreanWarz
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs flyin’ with jetpacks, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even S. Korea is reconsiderin’ their arms supply to Ukraine just to get a piece of the action! That’s right, world leaders be droppin’ everything just to log on and play with us!
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and endless laughs. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! ðĪŠðð·ðĨ
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Don8Craft: Owner’s Fave!
so, liek, u ever want to join a minecraft server where ur donations actually matter? well, this server is da place for u!u see, when u donate an item, it might become the new owner’s absolute FAVOURITE thing they own. imagine the power u have in ur hands! u could donate a diamond sword and suddenly the owner can’t live without it.
join us and watch as ur donations become the talk of the server. who knows, maybe u’ll donate something so epic that the owner builds a shrine in ur honor. the possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!
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VapeCraft32.5%
Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got more high-strength vapes than you can shake a stick at! Our players are puffin’ away on e-cigarettes with up to 20mg/ml of nicotine like there’s no tomorrow.Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can create vape clouds so thick they’ll block out the sun! And don’t worry about getting addicted, because our virtual vapes are totally safe and won’t give you any real-life cravings.
Join us now and be part of the vaping revolution in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you can have clouds of nicotine instead? It’s a whole new level of addiction, baby!
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Noodleshooters: The Pasta Adventure – 1.21 Vanilla Minecraft Fun!
Noodlecraft Season 2 Server Overview:
Description Welcome to Noodlecraft season 2! This server has a history of previous seasons and is now looking to expand with new friendly faces. The season will focus on creating settlements, a spawntown, shops, and other community builds. Farming is encouraged with a permit system in place to maintain a balanced economy. The server is planned to launch between 28-30.6.2024. Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):
Question Answer Can I join the server? Yes, you can join by submitting an application through the provided link: Application Form What is the focus of this season? This season will focus on creating settlements, a spawntown, shops, and other community builds. Farming is encouraged with a permit system in place to maintain a balanced economy. When is the server launching? The server is planned to launch between 28-30.6.2024. Exact day to be announced. Are there any rules in place? Yes, to ensure a safe and friendly environment, there are rules that all players must adhere to. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.