🔥Southern District of New York Minecraft Servers

This is Mike Minecraft SMP Adriano

2021, Adriano, anal only, ASSES, Chinese debt, Chinese government, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, mike, Mike Adriano, Minecraft, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, savings bonds, smp, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucking, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even porn stars like Mike Adriano have a side hustle of saving the world from the banking industry’s ponzi schemes! Join us for some tongue-in-cheek fun as we uncover outrageous plots involving Hunter Biden, Lord Jacob Rothschild, and Chinese spy balloons. Witness as Chris Buckley spills the tea on shady deals and how a pornographic actor like Mike Adriano becomes the unexpected hero in stopping the world from financial chaos. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to unraveling global conspiracies? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

JunglePave Minecraft Server

#sustainability, amazon rainforest, Brazil, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, ecosystem preservation, environmental impact, Environmental Law, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Federal Court, global warming, highway paving, infrastructure development, judicial decision, JunglePave, legal action, legal injunction, Minecraft, Rainforest, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
New Chunks Explored:	236621	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Yo, so like, if ya wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, listen up! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than a federal court in Brazil stoppin’ highway paving ’cause of climate change! Like, imagine buildin’ your own rainforest in Minecraft and protectin’ it from evil highway builders. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs runnin’ around, makin’ the whole place a wild adventure. So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!

RedlineCraft

Condemnation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, extremism, foreign ministry, global affairs, Government, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10

so, liek, u kno dis server is off the hook, rite? we got creepers blowin up left n right, skeletons shootin arrows at u from all angles, it’s a wild ride, man. but dat aint even da best part. we got a secret underground base where u can find all da rarest loot and weapons. but watch out for da lava traps, dey’ll get ya every time.

and get dis, we got a secret society of players who go on epic quests to slay dragons and save princesses. yea, u heard me right, princesses. dey even got a secret handshake and everything.

but wait, there’s more. we got a whole city made out of diamonds and gold, where u can live like a king. but watch out for da creepers, dey love blowin up shiny things.

so, wat u waitin for? come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da world. but remember, once u join, there’s no turnin back. da adventure never ends.

CrabCraft: The Land of Crabs and Shopping Spree! 1.21 HermitCraft Inspired Java Server with Whitelist and Player Shops!

Active Discord, Chunk Backups, close-knit group, Community Focused, Community members, CrabCraft, crabs, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, Inspired, java, Land, Minecraft, player, Player Shops, Safe Environment, SEASON 2, Server, shopping, Shops, simple voice chat, spree, Survival, Thriving Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

CrabCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused vanilla survival.
Season	Season 2️⃣ started on the 15th of June

Features:

🦀 Vanilla Perfection! We put emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive, taking inspiration from HermitCraft gameplay
🔊 Voice Chat – We use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed
💬 Thriving Community – Join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft
⌨️ Active Discord – Our Discord server is used frequently by fellow members as a way of communicating with everyone
🛡️ Whitelisted Security – Our server is protected with a whitelist, ensuring a safe and friendly environment for all players
💾 Chunk Backups – In case of any intentional malicious activity, we can roll-back chunks

How to join?

Pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible! Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, CrabCraft is a vanilla survival server.
How do I join?	Join our Discord server and pop a message in the welcome channel to express your interest.
Are there any mod requirements?	We use Simple Voice Chat mod, and it is required for all members to have it installed.
Is the server community-focused?	Yes, CrabCraft emphasizes a close-knit community of players who share a passion for Minecraft.
How is the server protected?	CrabCraft is protected with a whitelist and chunk backups in case of malicious activity.

YellowCure Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, Asexual, asian women, beef diet, Black women, blacked, high testosterone, homosexual, horny, Japan, japanese women, JAV coomer, low testosterone, Minecraft, nofap, rapist feeling, Server, testosterone boost, theory, white women, Yellow fever, YellowCure

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	242
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling like a testosterone-fueled beast in no time! Join us and experience the deadly combination of eating 2 pounds of beef per day and doing nofap – trust us, you’ll be feeling hornier than ever before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find yourself craving sex with white women like never before. Say goodbye to yellow fever and hello to a newfound appreciation for the beauty of white women. We guarantee that after just 2 weeks on our server, you’ll be seeing the world in a whole new light.

So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner rapist…I mean, testosterone-fueled warrior! Who needs Japan when you have white women to admire? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

LightningFrenzy Minecraft SMP

adult content, anger, controversial, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit dialogue, explicit language, explicit scenes, forced, Frustration, INTENSE, intense emotions, intense feelings, Lightning, LightningFrenzy, mature themes, Minecraft, passionate, Provocative, sexual, sexual tension, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Emeralds Found:	4533
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t set the whole place on fire, but we won’t judge if you do).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They lead you to a secret underground base where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is lava (literally). The server admin is a talking chicken who is also a master builder, and they challenge you to a build-off where the theme is “giant cheeseburger castle”.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance to disco music. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you will be granted three wishes by the server genie (spoiler alert: one of them has to be for unlimited diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

Mom-in-Law Block Party

Assertiveness, BLOCK, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Heart condition, in-laws, living arrangements, Manipulation, MomInLaw, Party, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, support systems, toxic relationships, Ultimatums

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Crops Grown:	6826	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you’ll be taking care of is your virtual farm!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous quests. We promise you won’t have to cook elaborate meals for anyone or deal with entitled in-laws demanding your bed. Unless, of course, you want to roleplay that in our virtual world – we won’t judge!

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind – we promise you won’t regret it! Plus, we don’t have any stair lifts for entitled in-laws, just endless possibilities for fun and adventure.

GirlyGamerGal Minecraft SMP

breaking barriers, challenging stereotypes, equality, feminism, gender assumptions, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality advocacy, gender equality awareness, gender equality movement, gender expectations, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender stereotypes debunked, GirlyGamerGal, Minecraft, misconceptions, smp, societal norms, Women empowerment

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where women dominate the virtual world with their epic building skills and PvP prowess! Our server is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions at every turn. You’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, like the time when a group of players rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers armed with diamond swords. So come join us and show the world that women can kick butt in Minecraft too!

RegretfulSplurge

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Diamond Refund” feature where you can exchange any regretful purchases for diamonds! That’s right, no more crying over that overpriced enchanted sword that turned out to be a dud.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive “Regretful Buyers Club” where we share hilarious stories of our worst purchases. From accidentally buying a stack of dirt for 100 diamonds to trading a prized diamond pickaxe for a measly carrot, we’ve all been there and we’re here to laugh about it together.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a collection of ridiculous purchases that will have everyone on the server rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you won’t regret it (pun intended)!

DruzeCraft Minecraft Server

Caution, children, Conflict, Druze, DruzeCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Justice, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace efforts, political tension, RECKLESS, response, RETALIATION, Server, Tragedy, violence, War, Warning, Warns

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Potions Brewed:	171	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRUZE CHILDREN running around causing chaos and mayhem! Iran is SHOOK by their power and warns everyone to not mess with them or face the consequences! Join now if you want to witness the DRAMA unfold and be a part of the most WILD server out there! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

BombingBabushkaCraft

aerial bombs, aggression, airstrikes, Attacks, BombingBabushkaCraft, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Tensions, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the only bombs you’ll see are the ones you drop on unsuspecting creepers! we’ve got more action than russia vs ukraine, with over 700 aerial bombs dropping daily! our players are like shahed drones, always on the lookout for new adventures and challenges. zelensky himself even said our server is the bomb! so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the chaos for yourself!