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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9117 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3826 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 863260 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a thriving community of players who are constantly building ridiculous structures and pulling off insane pranks.
But the real reason you should join is because we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Mexico! Why, you ask? Because we don’t want any non-Mexican players on our server, of course! So we built a bridge over Mexico to send them all to the USA. Maybe it was Mexico that wanted a wall on its southern border this whole time. Who knows?
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even some unexpected international diplomacy. Just watch out for creepers disguised as politicians! 😉🌵🇲🇽 #MinecraftMadness
