LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S DA BOMB DIGGITY, JUST LIKE DA BOMBS IN SUDAN (TOO SOON?). WE GOT 21 PEOPLE KILLED BY SHELLING AT DA MARKET, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! UN EXPERTS WANTED TO PROTECT CIVILIANS, BUT WE SAY NAH, LET’S JUST BLOW STUFF UP INSTEAD! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF (LITERALLY)! #BOOM #MINECRAFTWARZONE #SUDANSHENANIGANS 🧨🤪🔥
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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT EVEN ATHEISTS ARE JOINING TO AVOID INFIDELITY! LIKE, APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN YOU’LL BE SO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TIME TO CHEAT ON ANYONE! PLUS, THE SOUTHEASTERN UNITED STATES IS BASICALLY THE HOLY LAND OF MINECRAFT PLAYERS, SO YOU KNOW THIS SERVER IS LEGIT. JOIN NOW BEFORE YOUR PARTNER THINKS YOU’RE CHEATING WITH A PIXELATED VILLAGER!