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Guardian Squad Minecraft Server

BIAS, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, employment, equality, guardian, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Job Opportunities, Minecraft, Minority representation, prejudice, racial profiling, racism, Safety, security guards, Server, social justice, squad, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white privilege, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crops Grown:	6369
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the security guards are actually zombie pigmen who stare at players with seething jealousy because they can’t build like them! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll have to outsmart these jealous guards to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Plus, our server is so safe that even creepers think twice before blowing up your creations. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and build the ultimate fortress!

The Christ Denier Narrative Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, BELIEF, Christ, Christ denier narrative, Christcuck, Conspiracy, cucking, denial, Denier, disbelief, FAITH, indoctrination, Jewish influence, Jews, Manipulation, Minecraft, monopolize, narrative, Old Testament, religious beliefs, religious control, religious extremism, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6014	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and epic battles! We let Jews monopolize the old testament because they told us to, and who are we to argue with them? Plus, if you’re a Christcuck, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just watch out for the lizard people, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Crafty Gals’ Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Crafty, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, glass island event, lore material, lurk before posting., MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, news events, PNC Resources, point event, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Suomi event, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid event

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Magic Items Found:	6670
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	253
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!

Minecraft SMP: The Elder Scrolls SMP

character sheet workdocs, Cira, Elder, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Lore Accessories, Mazetism, Minecraft, minimal starting modlist, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, pre-AE USSEP patches, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, smp, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crops Grown:	7826	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans?

Join us for a chance to explore our world filled with crazy mods and modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need help or have a suggestion? Just hit the “Contact” button and our team of highly trained villagers will assist you… probably.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what happened to the old site? Well, we have a thread dedicated to solving that mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and alien sightings. And don’t even get us started on our SKSE AE Update tracker, it’s more intense than a battle with the Ender Dragon.

Looking for some juicy lore and lore accessories? We got you covered with links to more lore than you can shake a diamond sword at. And if you’re into character sheets, we have a mega treasure trove of workdocs that will make your inventory jealous.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen… and usually does.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAY.MCMCMC.RU

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

consent, Crafty, education on gender issues, Empathy, empowerment, feminist perspective, gender equality, Gender Roles, intersectionality, ladies, Minecraft, Misogyny, objectification, online behavior, respectful communication, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sexism, sexual relationships, social media, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, understanding women

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	48
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7313	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the perfect solution for all your relationship woes! Join us and learn how to have a sexual relationship without being a creep, sexist, or misogynist. Our players have mastered the art of treating women with respect while still having a good time in-game.

We offer special classes on how to interact with females in a non-objectifying way, led by our resident relationship experts who have never actually talked to a woman in real life. But hey, who needs real-life experience when you have Minecraft, right?

Join us for a chance to prove that you can have a healthy, consensual relationship with a woman, even if you’ve never actually spoken to one before. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft! So come on, join our server and show the world that you can be a respectful player, both in-game and in real life.

Why Is Linux So Difficult? Minecraft SMP

command line, community support, compatibility, configuration, Customization, Difficult, Difficulty, installation, learning curve, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, programming, SECURITY, smp, software, System Administration, Technical, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, user interface

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about taming a pack of wild llamas and riding them into battle against a giant mutant squid boss?

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the blocks have a mind of their own. One time, a group of players tried to build a castle only to have it come to life and start attacking everyone with flying sheep cannons.

So why is Linux so difficult? Because on our server, anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Modpack Masters (ATM9)

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Modpack Masters – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Join our dynamic community and explore a world of endless possibilities! We’re a friendly and active server where you can:

Discover Infinite Worlds: Explore countless dimensions, each with unique challenges and rewards. Craft Epic Items: Build mind-blowing machines, enchant powerful gear, and create your dream base. Engage in Epic Battles: Battle fearsome creatures and other players in thrilling combat. Join a Thriving Community: Connect with fellow players, participate in events, and make lasting friendships.

We’re currently running All The Mods 9 (ATM9), but we’re always open to new adventures. Vote on our next modpack and shape the future of our server!

Join us now and start your Minecraft journey!

modpackmasters.g.akliz.net

DragonSpire Kingdoms

Adventurer, Bosses, BUILD, Builder, camaraderie, Challenges, Community, DragonSpire Kingdoms, Economy, Fight, Glory, merchant, opportunities, Roleplay, Skills, smp, Survival, Trade

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Dive into a rapidly growing SMP experience where a thriving economy fuels your adventures and towering, epic bosses test your skills. Build, trade, and fight your way to glory in a world full of challenges, opportunities, and camaraderie. Whether you’re a cunning merchant, a fearless adventurer, or a master builder, DragonSpire Kingdoms has a place for you. Join us now and become part of our growing community!

Dragonspire.play-creative.com

Kaijin Fugeki: Chapter 24 Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, chapter, Chapter 24, delayed release, FANTASY, Fugeki, japanese, Kaijin, Kaijin Fugeki, Kaijin Fugeki Chapter 24, Manga, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga readers, manga recap, Manga Review, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, Server, Supernatural

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Animals Bred:	193	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists. Want to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword? We got you covered. How about building a castle made entirely out of cake? No problem!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Dumping event. Once a week, players gather to see who can create the most outrageous dump (yes, you read that right). From giant toilets to poop-shaped houses, the creativity knows no bounds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Dumping champion!