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CraftyTrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Farms Harvested:	604
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by our mustachioed server owner who will guide you through a world filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. That’s right, llamas!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge the mustachioed owner to a mustache-growing contest. Winner gets a diamond pickaxe!

Minecraft SMP – ZenlessZoneZeroGamer

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Crops Grown:	3560	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who love to party and dance all night long.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events where you can win prizes like enchanted golden carrots, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

StepMomSucks Minecraft Server

adhd, age gap, Ambitions, clarification, custody, Divorce, embarrassed, Excuses, family, Father, Housewife, Interaction, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moral ground, Rebellion, Remarried, Server, Siblings, step mother, StepMomSucks, Tension

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Votes:	9926	Endless Night Skies:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Join us and leave behind the age-inappropriate stepmom drama and the dad who thinks marrying a younger woman will solve all his problems. On our server, the only age gaps you’ll see are the ones between your pixelated blocks!

Forget about tense family interactions and rebellious siblings, on our server, the only thing you’ll be rebelling against is the urge to build a giant statue of your dad’s new wife out of TNT. Just kidding, please don’t do that.

So come on over and join us for some good old-fashioned Minecraft fun, where the only tension you’ll feel is whether to mine for diamonds or explore a new cave system. See you there!

VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA

Best Friend, car sickness, CHIPS, clean up, Commute, Driving, furious, gagging, gas station, greasy food, Help, Marriage, NotSupportingWifeAITA, picky eater, selfish, Soda, supporting, throwing up, traffic jam, vomit, vomit phobia, VomitCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ores Mined:	1653	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

BlockyBoys: Understanding the Mind of Minecraft Men

BlockyBoys, Communication, compassion, emotions, Empathy, equality, Femininity, gender dynamics, Listening, Masculinity, Men, Mind, Minecraft, misconceptions, perspective, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Understanding, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
New Chunks Explored:	137619	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of bros to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate bro hangout spot!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and intense PvP battles. Our community of players is like a brotherhood, always looking out for each other and having each other’s backs.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Bro Pig. Legend has it that whoever tames the Bro Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your armor, and come join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, you might just find out what men really wish women understood about them – spoiler alert, it’s probably something about how much we love building giant statues of ourselves out of blocks.

BritCraft Server: Drop the Challenge!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can be a secret agent and take down evil dictators like in those spy movies. well guess what, on this server u can do just that! join us and help britain drop its challenge to ICC arrest warrants for israeli leaders by infiltrating their bases, gathering intel, and taking them down with your epic spy skills. but be careful, they have traps, guards, and even killer robots to stop u. do u have what it takes to save the world and become the ultimate secret agent in minecraft? join now and find out!

ClusterCraft: DoubleTap Kharkiv!

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, cluster munition, ClusterCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, double-tap strike, DoubleTap, eastern europe, humanitarian, international relations, Kharkiv, Military, Police, Russian, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

LOL come join our server where we have russian cluster munitions and double-tap strikes in Kharkiv! it’s like a party but with explosions! who needs fireworks when you have cluster bombs, amirite? Join now for a blastin’ good time! #minecraft #explosions #russianroulette

PixelatedPewPewPalooza

Celebrated, Conflict, culture, death, Destruction, devices, Entertainment, fascination, Manipulation, Military, modern media, Obsession, PixelatedPewPewPalooza, Propaganda, Romanticized, society, sub-cultures, Technology, violence, War, weapons

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, like, have you ever wanted to like, blow stuff up and stuff but, like, in a totally fun and not scary way? well, do we have the server for you! come join us on our totally rad minecraft server where you can blow up all the things and not get in trouble for it!

we have like, the craziest explosions and weapons that will make your head spin! want to blow up a whole village? go for it! want to launch a missile at your friend’s house? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server of chaos and mayhem!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have epic explosions, but we also have like, super cool mini-games and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry!

so come join us on our server where destruction is celebrated and chaos reigns supreme! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your own house, then you might regret it a little bit).

GammaRayGurus

Analysis, Astronomy, Breakthrough, Chinese, data, DISCOVER, discovery, Experiment, findings, gamma ray, GammaRayGurus, highest-energy, innovation, Observation, PHYSICS., research, Science, scientists, spectral line, study, Technology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9896	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

So like, u know how Chinese scientists be all smart and stuff? Well, they discovered this super high-energy gamma-ray spectral line, which is like, totally mind-blowing, right? And guess what? They decided to build a Minecraft server around it!

Join our server for the chance to explore the mysteries of gamma rays and maybe even discover some superpowers or something. Who knows, maybe you’ll turn into a gamma-ray superhero and save the world from evil mobs and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the gamma-ray spectral line is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare ores and meet alien creatures. So don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and become a gamma-ray superhero!

GAIA – State of Disorder

250k border, Anarchy, custom cosmetics, Economy, fresh world, gaia, Greek Mythological Fantasy, Gui Shop, Jobs, Minecraft, State of Disorder, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Farms Harvested:	526	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Zombie Dances:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Greek Mythological Fantasy

Fresh 1.21 world with a 250k border, soon to be extended.

Server economy, with jobs and a gui shop.

Custom cosmetics.

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