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Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Animals Bred:	189	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ores Mined:	9694
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Animals Bred:	121	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mines Excavated:	4584
Secret Passages Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	4814

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Farms Harvested:	467	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Votes:	7285	Love Letters Sent:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!