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Blocky Bedrock Banter

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward moments, awkward situations, banter, bedrock, blocky, Communication, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, funny stories, Honesty, inappropriate comments, INTIMATE, oversharing, Personal experiences, relationship mishaps, relationships, sex, sexual encounters, tmi, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mines Excavated:	1089
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of awkward moments in the bedroom? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build and explore without any awkward interruptions! No more accidentally yelling out your ex’s name while mining for diamonds, or mistaking a creeper for your partner in the dark. On our server, you can focus on building the ultimate love nest without any embarrassing slip-ups. So come join us and leave those awkward moments behind!

KoreaCraft: Border Battle

battle, border, border conflict, cross-border incident, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, east asia, geopolitical tensions, international relations, KoreaCraft, Korean border skirmish, Korean conflict, Korean DMZ, Korean Peninsula, military confrontation, military escalation, military response, military standoff, military tension, North Korea, security measures, south korea, warning shots

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! south korea is firing warning shots at north korean soldiers who crossed the border! like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? come join our server for the most epic battles you’ll ever see, because who needs creepers when you have real-life military conflicts happening right in front of you? join now for a truly explosive experience!

CraftySolutions

ABUSIVE, CHANGE, CraftySolutions, emotional satisfaction, Emotional support, Friend, Happiness, lack of support, LEAVING, Life, Loneliness, navigate, outside solution, Problems, pursue, seeking, SOLUTIONS, source of unhappiness, Spouse, Therapy, Waiting

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1068	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	227
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for your spouse to be whag you need, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We got all the emotional support you need, plus some crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your relationship drama.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, cheering you on! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with villagers who are actually secret agents in disguise. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your emotional baggage behind and join our server for a wild ride that will leave you laughing and forgetting all about your real-life problems. Happiness is just a block away!

CaloricCraft: Age-Reducing Research

AgeReducing, aging, anti-aging, biological age, caloric restriction, CaloricCraft, dietary intervention, funded, government funding, health, Lifestyle, Longevity, Ministry of Education, nutrition, research, research outcomes, Science, Singapore, Singaporean research, study, study findings, wellness

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only carrots and potatoes to reduce our biological age!!!!! funded by the ministry of education in singapore, we have discovered the secret to eternal youth through mild caloric restriction!! join us and become a minecraft vampire who never ages!!! plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them!! don’t miss out on the chance to become immortal in the world of minecraft!!!

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

CraftyCraic, Minecraft, Server, social media, social media advertising, social media analytics, social media branding, social media content, social media engagement, social media influencers, social media management, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media strategy, social media tips, social media tools, social media trends., social networking apps, social networking sites, social platforms, social-networking, socials

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party place for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for epic dance parties in the Nether, where the ghasts provide the beats and the piglins break it down like there’s no tomorrow. Want to test your parkour skills? Our End dimension is filled with floating platforms and Endermen cheering you on (or maybe they’re just mad you’re on their turf, who knows).

But wait, there’s more! Our overworld is home to the most fabulous pixelated fashion show you’ve ever seen. Strut your stuff in the latest diamond armor designs and watch out for creepers trying to steal the spotlight (literally).

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Only on our server, baby! Join now and let the craziness begin!

MoonCraft Server: Where Sailor Scouts Mine & Fight!

1990s, action, Adventure, Anime, FANTASY, female empowerment, Fight, friendship, Girls, Japanese culture, Magical Girl, Manga, Mooncraft, Nostalgia, popular culture, princess serenity, romance, Sailor, sailor moon, Schoolgirls, scouts, Server, strong female characters, target demographic, teamwork, transformation sequences

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	923494	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Join us on an epic adventure where you can fight evil forces alongside Sailor Moon and her squad of magical girls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret powers that only the bravest players can uncover. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll be granted one wish by the mystical Moon Crystal. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to turn all the creepers into cute kittens? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a magical, girl-powered experience like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Sailor Moon needs your help to save the Minecraft world!

YellCraft: Where Everyone Hears You Loud and Clear!

ableism, accessibility, clear, communication barriers, Deaf community, deaf culture, Disabilities, discrimination, hard of hearing, hearing aids, hearing challenges, hearing difficulties, hearing impairment, hearing loss, Hears, inclusion, loud, marginalized groups, misunderstood, sign language, social stigma, societal attitudes, unfair treatment, YellCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2216	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Enchantments Applied:	209	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

HEY U, YEAH U! DO U LIKE MINECRAFT? DO U LIKE LAUGHING? THEN U GOTTA JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK!

IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U GET A FREE PET CREEPER THAT FOLLOWS U AROUND AND EXPLODES WHEN U LEAST EXPECT IT! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS HAVE A 99% CHANCE OF DROPPING A DIAMOND BLOCK!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN OUR SERVER HAVE A 100% CHANCE OF FINDING A NETHER PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A SECRET DIMENSION FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE RIVERS AND CANDY TREES? YEAH, IT’S TRUE!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YELLING AT HARD OF HEARING PEOPLE IS ENCOURAGED HERE!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, female, Fun, Girls, Interactive, Minecraft, Only, player, Server, Social, Survival, Unique, Women

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

htwy.vanillaboxmc.ru

LondonCraft Server

Accents, British English, Cockney, Cultural, dialect, Diversity, English, Language, linguistic, London, London culture, London summer, LondonCraft, MLE, multicultural, Multicultural London English, Server, Slang, sociolect, Urban, Working class, young people

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2552
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Emeralds Found:	215

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild and wacky world of Multicultural London English (MLE)! Forget about Cockney, MLE is where it’s at now, mate!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the linguistic chaos of young, working-class Londoners. You’ll hear accents and slang from all over the world, making every conversation a hilarious adventure.

Explore our virtual London this summer and see what crazy accents you’ll encounter. From Jamaican patois to Nigerian pidgin, you never know what you’ll hear next. So hop on our server and get ready for a linguistic rollercoaster like no other!

Nikki’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

athlete, Championship, Character, Craft, crazy, Entertainment, female wrestler, fierce, gimmick, Minecraft, Nikki Cross, Nikkis, NXT, Performer, professional wrestling, Raw, sanity, scottish, Server, SmackDown, Superstar, tag team, Unpredictable, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	2793
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like Nikki Cross’s gimmick on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of craziness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with zombie pigmen riding on chickens. They had to battle their way through with nothing but a carrot and a feather, but in the end, they emerged victorious and claimed a rare diamond sword as their prize.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!