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BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium

ARMS, Arms Trading, Black Market, BoutCraft, Business, crime, criminal enterprise, Emporium, global security, illegal, international relations, Merchant of Death, money laundering, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, trafficking, united nations, Victor Bout, weapons, wsj

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.

our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

Crafty AI Instructions

Accumulated Instructions, ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Categorized Patterns, computer science, Crafty, data analysis, data processing, deep learning, Filtered Data, future technology, Information Technology, innovation, Instructions, intelligent systems, machine learning, neural networks, programming, robotics, Technology

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Void Armor Forged:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave! Our server be so lit, even the Ender Dragon be takin’ selfies with the players.

We got a secret underground disco where the zombies be breakdancin’ and the skeletons be poppin’ and lockin’. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted forest where the trees be singin’ and the flowers be spittin’ rhymes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical castle where the villagers throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life genie (Disclaimer: genie may or may not be a disgruntled witch in disguise).

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a giant mutant chicken. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adult, application, astros, Community, Community members, Community oriented, Creative World, Datapacks, Days, Discord, Events, Fabric, form, Glory, Hardware, hermitcraft, History, long term, microphone, Minecrafters, Mods, optimization mods, PIXEL, Reach, RELIVE, Server, smp, Updates, Vanilla, world

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	New Chunks Explored:	570282
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!
🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023
🔧 Server Version: 1.21
🎮 Vanilla World Features:
No world border Various recipe add-ons for enhancing vanilla experience High-end hardware for lag-free experience

What Astros Reach has to offer:

Long-term vanilla world that only resets when voted upon by players
Free community-use creative world
Weekly and monthly events
Helpful and knowledgeable community
Caring staff to ensure special experiences for every player

To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!

Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: When was Astros Reach established?

A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.

Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?

A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.

Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.

Q: What version is the server currently running?

A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.

The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server

1.2 Details, Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Chill, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZFriends

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery monsters and explore the depths of hell in search of epic loot.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions about the server. And don’t forget to check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz – these guys are legends in the Minecraft world!

Oh, and did we mention our upcoming events for version 1.2? From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some sweet in-game rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

anger, ANNOYED, Argument, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, Frustration, Hell, hostility, irritated, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perplexed, perplexity, Problem, puzzled, relationship issues, smp, Tension, Upset

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

#impatience, BoomerBlock, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, Courtesy, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, judgment, line, Manners, Minecraft, older woman, PUSHY, Respect, Rude, Rush, self service, Server, shopping, social norms, Waiting, weekly shop

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	95
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	15

So there’s this Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Betty would want to cut in line just to join! Our server is so epic that even your mum (49 F) would be begging to play. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Betty appears, trying to push past you like she owns the place. But don’t worry, our server is so awesome that even Betty can’t ruin the fun. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows, maybe Betty will be there causing trouble!

ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son

chore distribution, ChoreCraft, family conflict, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, household division of labor, Household Management, household responsibilities, parental favoritism, parenting challenges, parenting disagreements, sibling favoritism, Son, son chores, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter chores, stepdaughter complaints, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily issues, stepmother struggles, stepson responsibilities

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chores are the ultimate quest! Join now for a chance to sweep, dust, and wash bedding like never before. Our server is so lit, even the step daughter’s $1,000/month allowance can’t compete with the rewards you’ll earn from completing chores.

Embark on a journey to balance out the chores between siblings, just like in this epic tale of sweeping and dishwashing drama. Will you be the hero who saves the day and finally achieves household harmony? Or will you join the dark side and let the dust bunnies take over?

With outrageous tasks and insane stories to uncover, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your broom and get ready to sweep your way to victory! Join now and show us if you’re the ultimate chore champion.

CraftyCultCraft

belief system, BRAINWASHING, chance, charismatic, Community, control, CraftyCultCraft, Cult, cult followers, cult leader, cult practices, devotion, Followers, Ideology, indoctrination, influence, leader, Manipulation, opportunity, start a cult, Worship

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	176	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	79
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

If you had the chance to start a cult, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our cult… I mean, server, is a place where you can worship the mighty diamond block and sacrifice sheep to please the Minecraft gods.

Join us for epic battles against the evil villagers who are trying to take over our pixelated world. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our loyal cult members to use in their quest for domination.

But beware, there are rumors of a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Will you be brave enough to face the clucks of doom and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and become part of the most ridiculous cult… I mean, community, you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CriticalCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Beirut, Conflict, critical condition, CriticalCraft, current events, hezbollah, Hospital, IAF strike, injured, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SECURITY, Senior Hezbollah leader, Server, Terrorism, update, Wafiq Safa

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crops Grown:	6655	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are trying to get in on the action? Well, guess what? Our server is so fire that even Wafiq Safa himself tried to join, but got wrecked by an IAF strike in Beirut! Now he’s in ‘critical condition’ and missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy builds happening on our server. Don’t be like Wafiq Safa, join us now and let’s show him what he’s missing out on! Just watch out for those pesky airstrikes, they can really ruin your day. Let’s get crafting, gamers!

Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships

Chinese ships, chopstick, coast guard, diplomatic tensions, east asia, enforcement, foreign relations, guard, illegal, illegal activities, illegal fishing, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime security, Naval vessels, Patrol, Pirates, response, S Korean, Ships, South Korean, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial waters

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

are u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well come join us on this epic server where we have illegal chinese ships causing chaos and triggering the south korean coast guard response!

imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.

join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).