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Bad Time Minecraft SMP

Adversity, bad, bad time, BEWARE, Caution, Challenging, difficult situation, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, not good, Quote, smp, south park, Struggle, Time, tough luck, tough times, Trouble, Unfortunate, Warning, warning sign., you’re gonna have a bad time

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	New Chunks Explored:	131330
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crops Grown:	6747
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or have your house mysteriously turn into a giant block of cheese overnight.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and remember – you’re gonna have a bad time (in the best way possible)!

SeiyuuCraft Minecraft Server

American voice actors, Anime, Casting, Character, cost, Difference, Family Guy, japanese, Minecraft, one piece, payment, per episode, per line, resume role, seiyuu, SeiyuuCraft, Server, south park, superior, unique voice actor, voice acting, western voice actors

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as the voice actors in anime? Look no further! Our server is like a cast of characters with each player bringing their own voice to the game. And just like in One Piece, our players always come back for more, even after years of absence!

Join us and you’ll find that our seiyuus (aka players) are paid differently – not by episode, but by line! That’s right, every block you break, every mob you defeat, earns you some sweet in-game currency. It’s like getting paid to play Minecraft!

So why settle for a server where everyone sounds the same? Come join us and experience the Japanese way of gaming – where every voice is unique and every line counts! Who knows, you might even run into a player who voices 20 different characters – just like in Family Guy or South Park!

Blockheads R Us

#artistic aesthetic, #artistic creation, #artistic talent, #Dum thread, #source request, animation, art style, Artistic, artistic expression, Artistic Inspiration, artistic style, artistic vision, artwork, Blockheads, Creative, design, GIF, love, Request, Sauce, Visuals

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness.

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a house made entirely of TNT just for fun. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in.

And the best part? Our server is powered by a magical sauce that makes everything look like it was drawn by a deranged cartoonist on a sugar high. So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt.

CraftyAnon’s LOLz Server: No. 916742445

CraftyAnons, lolz, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild raves every night, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves, and a giant lava parkour course that will test your skills and patience to the max!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get seriously wacky up in here!

Queens of the Craft: Where African Royalty and Minecraft Collide

adolescence, African, african queens, attraction, Childhood, collide, Country, Craft, cultural influences, Curiosity, Development, Diversity, empowerment, Exploration, fetish, fetishization, History, Identity, Minecraft, Personal experiences, QUEENS, Race, Royalty, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Picture this: a group of 12-year-olds running the show, with the one in the middle calling the shots like a Minecraft boss.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. We have secret treasure hunts where you can win diamonds, and our PvP arena is so intense, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Off” competition, where players battle it out on the dance floor to see who has the best moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of 12-year-olds break it down in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the most hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT cannon!

AlienCraft: Invade and Conquer with Phase ALiAS – The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

#youtube, Adventure, AliAs, AlienCraft, Amanogawa Shiina, Archive, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Conquer, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Ex-Tsunderia, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, illustrated guide, INVADE, Invaders General, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Archives, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Friends, Platform, Previous thread, Prism, Remilia Nephys, Sayu Sincronisity, Small Corpos, tcgia, Thread Template, twitch, twitter, Ultimate, VReverie Extended, Widgets, Yubicraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders come together for some epic adventures!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Kaneko Lumi, the queen of YouTube, or maybe take on the world with Fuura Yuri, the ultimate Twitch sensation (RIP). And let’s not forget about Dizzy Dokuro, the skull-faced streamer who will keep you on your toes!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and even Komachi Panko! Each one brings their own unique flair to the server, making it a non-stop party of chaos and creativity.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Phase Friends and Small Corpos – they’re always up to no good!

SnowflakeCraft: Where even creepers respect personal boundaries, bro

activism, Allyship, Boundaries, Bro, bros, brothers, CREEPERS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender equality, Inclusivity, intersectionality, liberal, Personal, Political Correctness, progressive, protest, Respect, SJW, SnowflakeCraft, Social Justice Warriors, solidarity, tolerance, Woke

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting griefed by creepers on other servers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to be friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, our community is full of SJW bros who will fight for social justice in the world of Minecraft. Join us and together we will build a utopia where all players are treated equally and creepers are our cuddly companions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the revolution begin!

CommieCraft: Where even the creepers demand equal distribution of diamonds!

ACADEMIC, Accountability, activism, AUTHORITY, CommieCraft, Confrontation, controversy, CREEPERS, Demand, diamonds, discrimination, distribution, Diversity, education, Equal, ETHICAL, expulsion, inclusion, intolerance, leadership, Leftist, mullatto, Professor, social justice, West, White

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with leftish mullatto professors kicking people out of meetings for questioning their faggotary? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no crazy professors kicking you out for ridiculous reasons. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any unwanted drama. Plus, our server is 100% white-friendly, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t be asked to leave the west anytime soon. So come on over and join the fun!

Crafty Karens & Co. Minecraft Server – Where white women reign supreme! #KarenCrafters

activism, Crafty, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, identity politics, inclusion, intersectionality, KarenCrafters, Karens, Minecraft, Privilege, race relations, racial bias, Racial Issues, Reign, Server, social constructs, social justice, societal expectations, Stereotypes, SUPREME, White, white women, Women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3354
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got white women running around like headless chickens, causing chaos and confusion everywhere they go. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even witness a white woman trying to tame a creeper with a pumpkin pie! So come on, join our server and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong tolerance for craziness!

PixelPunchCraft: “Which character?”

Antagonist, Character, Character development, Choice, Conflict, Decision making, Dilemma, Emotional journey, external forces, identity crisis, internal struggle, introspection, moral compass, Narrative structure, personal growth, PixelPunchCraft, plot twist, Protagonist, resolution, Self Discovery, transformation, Which character

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Potions Brewed:	158
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose to play as a flying pig, a dancing llama, or even a talking tree! Let your imagination run wild as you explore our wacky world filled with colorful characters and crazy adventures.

Join us on this server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on magical unicorns. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge him to a dance-off or join forces to overthrow the evil Sheep Queen? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

AI Craft: Predictive Pixels – LOLz and Blocks Galore!

AI predictions, AI software, Artificial Intelligence, blocks, Craft, Curiosity, curiosity about AI, data analysis, digital age, Future, futuristic, Galore, innovation, lolz, Luddite, machine learning, modern technology, pixels, predicting the future, prediction, prediction software, prediction technology, Predictive.., software, Technology, visualizing the future

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	189
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchantments Applied:	71
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

Our server is so advanced, we have AI software that can predict what your Minecraft character would look like today. That’s right, you could be sporting a fabulous new outfit or even have a pet dragon by your side.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Pixel Pals: Where ‘she is a gamer, just like me!’ Minecraft Server

#gamer, console gaming, gamer girl, gamer lifestyle, Gaming, gaming addiction, gaming buddies, Gaming Community, gaming community acceptance, gaming community camaraderie, gaming community connection, gaming community support, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, Gaming friends, gaming passion, Minecraft, multiplayer gaming, online gaming, PALS, PC Gaming, PIXEL, Server, video games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a sassy llama named Lola who loves to game just as much as you do! Join our server for a chance to team up with Lola and conquer the virtual world together.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways of stealth and agility. Imagine sneaking up on unsuspecting players and clucking them into oblivion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. Will you be brave enough to face the pandas and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for Lola’s llama drama along the way.