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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 170 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 222 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Votes: | 9470 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
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we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any dictators tryna come after u. plus, we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.
if u join our server, u will be protected by a team of ninja penguins who will make sure u stay safe and sound. plus, we have a giant golden statue of a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
so, come join our server and escape the drama of real life. u wont regret it, unless u dont like having fun and being safe from evil dictators.
