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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 648 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
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we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any dictators tryna come after u. plus, we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.
if u join our server, u will be protected by a team of ninja penguins who will make sure u stay safe and sound. plus, we have a giant golden statue of a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
so, come join our server and escape the drama of real life. u wont regret it, unless u dont like having fun and being safe from evil dictators.
