Join our server for all the wacky drama and chaos, man. We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.
So come on, join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next president of Minecraft or something, haha. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always up to no good. Let’s get this impeachment trial started, Minecraft style!
We’ve got crazy battles happening every day, with over 300 soldiers from North Korea getting wrecked by players from Ukraine. And get this, 2,700 soldiers are walking around wounded like a bunch of noobs.
Join our server now and show off your skills in epic battles that will have you on the edge of your seat. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have adrenaline-pumping warfare with soldiers from different countries? Don’t miss out on the action, join now and dominate the battlefield!
Join us for some crazy adventures and mysteries that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans went down in those missing 4 minutes? Maybe the creepers were having a dance party, or the villagers were plotting a rebellion against the players.
But hey, if you’re into living life on the edge and uncovering the truth behind the missing data, then this server is the place for you. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join our server and help prevent a real civil war by fighting mobs and building the sickest bases ever. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you invincible in PvP battles.
So, like, don’t be a noob and join our server now before it’s too late. Who knows, maybe Yoon’s lawyer will even join and help us defeat the Ender Dragon together. It’s gonna be epic, bro.
our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”
join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!
And get this, in this server, if you find a secret hidden chest, it teleports you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows! I know, I couldn’t believe it either, but it’s totally true! Plus, if you build the tallest tower in the server, you get a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the map! It’s like a dream come true, I swear.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Server IP | minecraftoffline.net |
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| Game Version | 1.21.3 |
| Zero reset policy | |
| Freedom to play | Cheats and griefing permitted (no spamming allowed) |
| Unique gameplay features | Custom plugins |
| Europe-optimised | Hosted in Finland |
| Processor | Intel XEON E-2276G |
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| Storage | 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs |
| RAM | 64GB DDR4 ECC |
| Network | 1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM) |
Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF
Yes, cheats are permitted on this server.
Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.
Aside from no spamming, players are encouraged to respect others and have fun.
Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you.
First of all, we have pigs that can fly. Yes, you heard me right. Flying pigs, bro.
Secondly, our diamonds are actually made of cheese. So you can mine and snack at the same time.
And last but not least, our creepers are trained to breakdance. Imagine being blown up by a dancing creeper, epic fail!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever!
But that’s not all – we have crazy drivers, wild road rage incidents, and even virtual traffic jams that will have you questioning your sanity. So why wait? Join now for a ride you’ll never forget (and probably won’t want to repeat in real life)!
Join us and experience a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed. Forget about likes and followers, on our server, the only approval you need is from your fellow players who will marvel at your insane building skills and epic adventures.
So why waste your time scrolling through endless feeds when you can join our server and embark on a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos? Say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and let the fun begin!
| Server Type | Whitelisted Vanilla Server |
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| Version | 1.21.4 |
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The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21.4. Recently reset chunks in the world. Numerous experienced builders on the server.
Have fun, enjoy the game, make friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required.
Recently reset most chunks in the world to be similar to a new world on 1.21.4. Mods include TP to spawn, TP to home, TP back, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, Player/Mob Heads, Custom Nether Portals. Minimal restrictions on client side mods.
Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3. Check out the website for more information and fill out the application on the #smp-application channel on Discord.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous terrain of our server, just like the blind wife in the story navigates through life. But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any blindfolded challenges here (unless you want to try it for fun)!
Experience the thrill of protecting your kids from running off, just like the 4-year-old on our server who is a little flight risk. But don’t worry, we have safety measures in place to ensure everyone stays in line (no leash required)!
And if you ever feel like you’re not pulling your weight, just remember that in Minecraft, everyone has a role to play. Whether you’re cooking meals, sweeping floors, or mining for diamonds, every contribution counts.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (and maybe the occasional family drama)!
