Are you tired of getting butthurt by losing in Minecraft? Join our server and leave those poor South American thirdies in the dust! Our chants will boost your confidence and make you feel like a European champion! Plus, our favela-themed neighborhoods will make you feel right at home as you dominate the competition. Come join the winning team and leave those butthurt losers behind!
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TacoCraft Minecraft Server
argentina, Butthurt, Chants, developing countries, Europe, European dominance, favela, feeling better, Latin America, Minecraft, miserable lives, Neighborhoods, Poor, POVERTY, Server, singing, socioeconomic issues, south america, South American, TacoCraft, third world, winning
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AndesCraft Minecraft Server
accident, ANDES, AndesCraft, bus accident, bus crash, crash, emergency response, fatal injuries, Fatalities, high altitude, Minecraft, Mountain, News, peru, Peruvian Andes, remote location, rescue operation, Server, south america, Tragedy, tragic event, Transportation, Victims
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Andes, but without the deadly bus crash part! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers cryin’, it’s a party up in here!One time, a player built a giant statue of a llama that came to life and started spittin’ on everyone. It was hilarious, until it started eatin’ all the grass and we had to call in the sheep police to stop it.
And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have goin’ on. Rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil villagers with really bad breath. But hey, diamonds are worth it, am I right?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crashin’ is the party! Let’s build, explore, and maybe even find some llama spit diamonds along the way. See ya there, buddy!
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Sugar Rush Craft
Belgium, cocaine, cocaine seizure, Contraband, Craft, crime, criminal investigation, Drug Bust, drug enforcement administration, drug smuggling, drug trade, drug trafficking, drug trafficking organization, Europe, illegal drugs, international crime, law enforcement, Narcotics, Paraguay, Rush, south america, Sugar, sugar shipment
LOLZ come join our minecraft server, where we have more surprises than finding 4 tons of cocaine in a sugar shipment from Belgium to Paraguay!Our server is so lit, it will blow your mind like a TNT explosion. We have epic quests that will make you feel like you’re on a crazy adventure, just like the time when a creeper exploded and turned a whole village into a disco party!
Join us and build the most insane creations, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like the time when a player accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a pig farm!
Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next, maybe even a herd of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas! Let’s get crafting, baby!
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SpudCraft: Java Edition
agriculture, coffee beans, Colonization, Columbian exchange, crops, cultural exchange, economic impact, Edition, Europe, european exploration, Farming, Food, global trade, History, indigenous crops, java, new world, old world, plant exchange, Potatoes, south america, SpudCraft, Trade
So like, imagine a world where potatoes and coffee beans were like, mortal enemies or something. But then they were forced to team up because of some crazy Columbian exchange shenanigans. That’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, except instead of potatoes and coffee beans, it’s like, dragons and unicorns teaming up to take over the world.Join our server and witness the epic battle between dragons breathing fire and unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts. It’s like a fantasy movie on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic eagle.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not? And every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs will invade the server and you have to fight them off with nothing but a carrot on a stick.
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs potatoes and coffee beans when you have dragons and unicorns ruling the land? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
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CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server
argentina, Conflict, controversy, CraftyArgMilei, criticism, diplomatic tensions, doubles down, foreign affairs, global politics, government response, international relations, Iranophobic, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, milei, Minecraft, political discourse, Politics, rhetoric, Server, south america, Statements, TehranHEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪
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No Italian, No Win Minecraft Server
BVLLs, Coach, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Gallegos, Italian, Lame, Losers, Minecraft, motivation, nt, Players, Server, Shit, skill, Soccer, south america, strategy, talent, TEAM, UruGAY, WIN, World Cup
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weaklings and losers? Join our Minecraft server and experience the power of Italian BVLLS! UruGAY won’t stand a chance against our fearless warriors. Our gallegos are so lame, they can’t even touch the greatness of our Italian players. Join us now and dominate the competition with our unbeatable team of Italian BVLLS. Who needs UruGAY when you can be part of the winning side? Join now and show them who the real champions are!
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CraftySouthMC Server
Chile, Chilean wine, CONO SUR, CraftySouthMC, csg, DYEL, eco-friendly practices, general, organic wine, Pinot Noir, Red wine, Sauvignon Blanc, Server, south america, South American wine, sustainable farming, Vineyard, vineyard tour, white wine, wine, wine tasting., winery
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of wimpy servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, look no further, because on our server, we only accept the swolest of players in our DYEL (Do You Even Lift) General!Join us if you want to embark on crazy quests like bench pressing creepers, deadlifting Endermen, and squatting zombies. Our server is so hardcore, even the diamonds are afraid of us!
But that’s not all, folks! We have an exclusive PvP arena where you can challenge other players to epic lifting competitions. Show off your gains and flex on your enemies as you crush them in battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on /CSG/- DYEL GENERAL and prove to the Minecraft world that you not only lift blocks, but you also lift spirits!
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PantanalBlazeCraft
Animals, Biodiversity, Brazil, climate change, conservation, Crisis, Deforestation, Destruction, devastation, Disaster, ecosystem, emergency, Environment, Fires, habitat, natural disaster, Pantanal, PantanalBlazeCraft, south america, threat, wildlife
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting lit is the nether portal, not the amazon rainforest! we promise no fires will be started here, just some good ol’ blocky fun!why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but our admin tamed it and now it’s our pet. true story bro.
also, did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees and you can ride pigs into battle against the evil zombie hoard? it’s like a piggyback ride to victory, literally.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing burning is our passion for minecraft!
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AvalancheSurvivor92
22 years ago, American climber, ANDES, avalanche, AvalancheSurvivor92, body found, buried, discovery, Expedition, extreme sports, frozen, Ice, mountaineer’s remains, mountaineering, peru, Recovery, rescue, search and rescue, south america, Tragedy, tragic accident
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got secret treasure buried by an ancient civilization that will make u RICH AF. like, we found the body of an American climber buried by an avalanche 22 years ago in Peru, and he had a map to the treasure tattooed on his buttcheek. true story bro. join now before the government finds out and tries to steal our loot. also, we have flying pigs that poop diamonds. LEGIT.
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UruguayanCraft Minecraft Server
BIASED, Champions, Competition, congratulations, controversy, Copa América, ecuador, football, Minecraft, ref, referee, RIGGED, Server, Soccer, south america, sports, Tournament, UNFAIR, Uruguay national team, Uruguayan, UruguayanCraft, Victory, WIN
Are you tired of getting rigged against in other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a Uruguayan ref who will make sure you always come out on top, just like Uruguay winning yet another Copa America! Join us and experience the thrill of victory every time you play. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually made of solid gold blocks mined straight from the depths of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a champion in our epic Minecraft world!
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VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution
defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships
come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!
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Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset
Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Europe, GrownUps, java, new zealand, North America, occasional, Performance, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Projects, Reset, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, smp, south america, Stability, Survival, united states, Vanilla
Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview
Server Type Vanilla Survival Java Server Age Limit 18+ Plugins Invisible item frames, player heads Player Base 32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions Server Location United States Discord Join our Discord Frequently Asked Questions
1. How do I join the server?
To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.
2. Are there any specific rules on the server?
We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.
3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?
We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.
4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?
We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.
5. What activities can I expect on the server?
Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.
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TwinkSnatch Minecraft Server
Brazilians, Colonization, discrimination, Diversity, equality, European, fallen, gay community, Homophobia, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, minority groups, Oppression, portugal, Server, Social Issues, south america, Stereotypes, twinks, TwinkSnatch
Are you tired of Brazilians stealing all the twinks on other servers? Have no fear, because on our server, we have a strict “no twinks for Brazilians” policy! Join us and help defend against the invasion of Brazilian twinks. Plus, did we mention that Portugal has fallen on our server? That’s right, you can explore the ruins of Portugal and uncover hidden treasures while fending off Brazilian twinks. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!
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WormyWonderland
amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoologylmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!
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Welcome to the Playhouse SMP, where we’re so vanilla we make plain look spicy! Whitelist for adults only, version 1.21!
Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated host, Discord, Established, European, European-based, Friendly, INVISIBLE, Item Frames, java, Minecraft, new zealand, North America, North American, Plain, Player Base, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Server, smp, south america, spicy, Stable, Survival, tight, united states, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist
Playhouse SMP: Overview
Established June 2020 Server Type Vanilla survival Java server Player Age 18+ Plugins Invisible item frames, player heads Player Base 32% European, 48% North American, 20% other regions Events Server-wide events, April Fool’s snapshot Server Location United States Discord Join our Discord FAQ
1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?
Unfortunately, Playhouse SMP is for adults aged 18 and above only.
2. How often does the server reset its map?
We are about to start our 6th world together, so we don’t reset the map frequently.
3. What server-wide events do you organize?
We host various events such as communal farm building, economy setup, and special themed events like the April Fool’s snapshot.
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BlockyConspiracy
BELIEF, BlockyConspiracy, Certainty, conjecture, conviction, doubt, Evidence, FAITH, Hypothesis, intuition, knowledge, philosophy, proof, skepticism, speculation, theory, Truth, uncertainty, unprovableAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!
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BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
beirut blast, beirut explosion, Beirut suburb, BeirutBoom, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, Destruction, global impact, international news, Israeli airstrike, Lebanese crisis, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, Minecraft, rare airstrike, Server, Tragedy, violence, Warcome join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?
so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).
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NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military technology, modern weapons, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, SECURITY, strategy, supplies, Ukraine, Ukraines, Victory, victory planso, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.
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Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
485M, atmospheric changes, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate patterns, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Global, global temperatures, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwave, historical data, human impact, long term trends, past warming events, Phanerozoic, Phanerozoic era, scientific research, temperature analysis, temperature fluctuations, temperature range, temperature records, warming, YrsCome join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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EnderLife
EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure
Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server
Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome
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Carl Lam MTR Server
This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server
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Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!
HexArchon Minecraft Server
Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.
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Our Values
We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.
Gameplay Mechanics
Technicals
We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.
The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.
We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.
Joining
- Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
- Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.
Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂
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Snowflake City Minecraft Server
#youtube, Canadian culture, city, commentary, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, giant pussies, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet, intolerance, keyboard warriors, Media, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, white CanadiansAre you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.
Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!
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Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
#candycrush, candy, cars, Cartnite™, crash, Crush, cup series, Event, Galaxy Gas, helmet cam, Kyle Busch, Live, Maxi-Pads 400, Minecraft, Nascar, Pepto Bismal™, Race, Racing, replay, SAFER barrier, smp, sports, super speedway, xvideos
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!
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SonSquad Minecraft Server
Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, SupportLooking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?