lol imagine if colombia’s president was actually a minecraft player and he was like “nah bro, we can’t mine in the US, it’s bad for the environment, we gotta cancel that venture”. like, can you imagine the chaos that would cause in the minecraft world? come join our server where we have crazy presidents making wild decisions like this all the time. who knows what will happen next? maybe the president will ban all mining in the nether because it’s too hot or something. join now for a wild ride of environmental concerns and wacky decisions!
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EcoCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!
oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!
and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!
so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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LulaCraft: Musk Defeated, Europe Bound
so, like, this server is like, the wildest place ever, dude. like, brazil and musk had this epic battle and brazil totally kicked musk’s butt, like, whoa. now lula, the boss of brazil, is like, sharing all his notes with europe on this server. you gotta join, man. you’ll be part of this epic saga, like, fighting off crazy mobs and building the coolest structures ever. plus, you might even get to hang out with lula and hear all his crazy stories. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, dude!
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ArgenWHOa? No Thanks!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll forget about the real world, just like Argentina forgetting about WHO lol. we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and chickens that tell jokes. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits diamonds. plus, our owner once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden pickaxe and a potato. true story bro. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy stuff together. who needs WHO when you have us?
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WHOaCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!
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CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!
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LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble
so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.
also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!
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CraftyCanuckTradeDeal
so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
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PyramidCraft: ChupaChupacigarro
hEY yOu! yOU waNna joIN tHIS cRAzy mINEcraFT sERver? wELL, lET mE tELL yOU aBOuT iT! sO, oNe tIME, aRcHAeOloGists wERE dIGGING aROUNd aND tHEY fOUND tHIS pYRAMID aND gEOGLYPH iN pERU! cAN yOU bELIEVE iT? aNCIENT cULTURAL cONNECTIONS aND aNDEAN cIVILIZATION aND aLL tHAT jAZZ! sO, yOU gOTtA jOIN oUR sERVER tO eXPLORE aLL tHIS cRAZY sTUFF! pLUS, wE hAVE dIAMONDS aND cREEPERS aND aLL sORTS oF wACKY aDVENTURES! sO cOME oN dOWN aND jOIN uS fOR sOME mINEcraFT mAYHEM! yOU wON’T rEGRET iT!
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ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine if the chinese envoy to colombia was actually a minecraft character, promoting like, epic bilateral ties with other players, while also like, totally clashing with the washington players. it’s like, a whole diplomatic drama up in here, but with blocks and stuff.join this server if you wanna be part of this crazy world where international relations are settled with pickaxes and swords. who needs boring old politics when you can have minecraft diplomacy, amirite? plus, the chinese envoy gives out the best loot, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, get in on the action and let’s make some alliances and enemies, minecraft style!