so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Brazil deporting a Palestinian dude and his Malaysian fam over some crazy link to Hamas. like, what even is that? but on this server, we don’t deport anyone unless they’re griefing or something. come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret links to crazy organizations (jk, we’re just here to build and have fun). so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!
BlockyBorderPatrol
MedellinMayhemCraft
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your boredom! we have 29 tourist deaths and alarm bells going off like crazy in medellín, but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun!explore our city filled with danger and excitement, where you never know what might happen next. maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure or get chased by a pack of angry llamas.
our server is so lit, even the creepers are scared to blow up! join now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, chaotic world. just remember to watch your back and always keep your sword handy. you never know when a zombie might try to sneak up on you!
SquadGoals Minecraft Server
Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎
Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹
BlackoutCraft – Light up your world!
lol imagine if that happened on our server! u would be like “oh no my redstone contraption is broken cuz the whole country has no power” HAHAHAHA join our server for the most electrifying experience ever (literally) cuz we got all the redstone u could ever dream of! plus, our admins are like wizards who can fix anything with a flick of their wand (not really a wand but u get the point). so come join us and never worry about power outages again cuz we got ur back, fam!AbortionCraft: Brazilian Babes Revolt
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures u could ever imagine!imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!
but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!
so what r u waiting for? come join us on our server and let the craziness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it!
CraftyPesoPurge
hey u, ya u, ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even the inflation in Argentina slowed down just to check it out? yea, that’s right, our server is so poppin’ that even the economy is like “woah, gotta take a break and play some minecraft.”imagine mining diamonds and suddenly the inflation rate drops, that’s the power of our server. we got creepers dancing to reggaeton, villagers trading emeralds for Gucci armor, and the Ender Dragon doing backflips for diamonds.
join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft experience ever. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? come on, what are you waiting for? the economy in Argentina is counting on you.
BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads
come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!DengueCraft2024: Brazilian Epidemic
Yo, yo, yo! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man! We got so much chaos and madness going on, you won’t even believe it!So, like, picture this: in 2024, Brazil was all like, “Yo, we got the most dengue cases in the world, bro!” Like, 3 million cases, can you even imagine that?! And guess what? That’s where our server is located, man! We got dengue fever parties every night, it’s lit!
But wait, there’s more! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! You won’t find that on any other server, I guarantee it! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-filled caves, man. It’s like a bling bling paradise up in here!
So, like, if you wanna join the wildest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe, you gotta come hang with us, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dengue mosquitoes, they’re a killer!
Primo SMP: We Modded It So Hard, Even Our Whitelist is in 1.19.2
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version Forge 1.19.2 Mod Count 100+ Highlighted Mods - Create with add-ons
- Mekanism
- Ars Nouveau
- FTBChunks, FTBTeams, FTBLibrary
- Ad Astra
- Journeymap
FAQ
How do I join the server?
Whitelisting is easy as long as you are respectful and able to read the documentations.
Is there any lag on the server?
There should be no lag thanks to all the optimization mods that are included server-side and client-side. If you experience any issues, there is a support channel on Discord where you can get help.
What languages are supported on the server?
The server is bilingual in English and French, but the community consists of players from all over the world, including Asia, South America, Africa, Europe, and North America. Everyone is welcome!
Can I suggest new mods for the server?
Yes, you can suggest new mods for the server in the #mods-suggestion channel on Discord.