Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!
come on in and experience the thrill of dodging the law while building your dream blocky world. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with rhino horn traffickers? join now for a wild ride like no other!!!
Join us on our server located in Cape Town, South Africa, where the fiber optic internet flows like water and the adventures never end. Our founder is a remote worker who decided to move to Cape Town on a whim because why not? Midlife crisis? More like midlife Minecraft madness!
From building epic bases in Camps Bay to exploring the Mediterranean climate, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So pack your virtual bags and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond mines!
We got service delivery like you’ve never seen before – our admins will literally deliver diamonds to your doorstep in real life!
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, like the corrupt politicians who try to steal your diamonds.
Build your own democracy-themed castle and rule over your friends with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).
Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make South Africa proud in the world of Minecraft!
Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.
But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.
WHITELIST REQUEST STEPS:Please fill out our application form at https://forms.gle/Z8XCrzF58rEo1xgR6. then Join our discord linked in the form. after the application is filled out, our staff will be notified and we will review your application. Upon approval you will be notified #application-status channel on discord
JAVA IP: play.nightshadesmp.netBEDROCK PORT:25565
Date current world was generated 06-15-2024
Server map: https://map.nightshadesmp.net/Discord: https://discord.gg/QAp2aa9P2j
Core protect: To keep everyone’s builds safe. Griefing is not allowed; if it happens, we can roll it back!
NO: /TPA /SPAWN /WARP (only player-made forms of transportation)
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Join us for the chance to witness pigs flying, literally! Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the skies. Don’t worry, they still drop pork chops when you defeat them, so it’s a win-win situation!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. This mystical creature lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have when you have a coop full of Diamond Chickens!
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into our custom-built dungeon filled with evil bunnies. Yes, you read that right, evil bunnies. These fluffy foes will stop at nothing to protect their carrot hoard, so bring your best armor and weapons for a battle like no other.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world!
Join our server and embark on a hilarious and epic quest to defeat the evil X-Box and rescue the princess. But be warned, the X-Box has an army of Creeper minions and Skeleton archers at its disposal.
But fear not, because on our server, you have access to insane weapons like the Diamond Sword of Justice and the TNT Launcher of Doom. Use your skills to navigate through treacherous dungeons, solve mind-bending puzzles, and ultimately save the princess from her pixelated prison.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the evil X-Box who’s boss! And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some secret characters along the way.
Join us for epic battles, intense strategy, and non-stop action as we defend our pixelated land from invaders. But don’t worry, our army chief is a pro at Minecraft PVP and will lead us to victory with his expert skills.
So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft war you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Join us for insane adventures, like fighting off hordes of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits, or teaming up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken.
Our community is as vibrant as a rainbow sheep, with alliances and clans forming left and right. You’ll never be bored with all the events and challenges we have in store for you.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the legendary diamond armor hidden deep within the server. Join now and become a true Minecraft warrior!
Descendants have unique abilities that will have you laughing and crying as you tackle solo and co-op missions with up to 4 players. And get this – you’ll be using varied mechanics to defeat giant bosses that will have you questioning your sanity!
Download now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even flying pigs and talking cows (seriously, they have some juicy gossip). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Join us and experience the thrill of encountering completely random errors with zero replicability! Our datacenters are filled with the finest time bombs just waiting to explode, so come on in and see if you can survive the chaos. And don’t even bother trying to fix your issues by going into the BIOS or updating your motherboard – it’s all just a psyop by Intel!
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laugh in the face of technological failure, join our server today and become a proud owner of a dud flagship chip! It’s over for anyone not brave enough to join us, so don’t be a Gigacope and come on in for a wild ride of errors, errors, and more errors!