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CraftyConvicts Minecraft Server
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! RUMOR HAS IT, THERE’S A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING COWS AND FLYING PIGS! JOIN US AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST MINECRAFT PLAYERS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME! -
CraftySAFundingCut
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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CraftyRhinoJailbreak
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got rhino horn traffickers getting jailed left and right in south africa!!! it’s a legal first, bro!!! but don’t worry, we’re all about that financial charges grind in our server.come on in and experience the thrill of dodging the law while building your dream blocky world. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with rhino horn traffickers? join now for a wild ride like no other!!!
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GoldMineSiegeCraft
come join our minecraft server where we mine for gold like crazy and maybe get trapped like those 60 bodies in south africa but dont worry we have better security than a gold mine and you wont get stuck unless you want to because our caves are filled with treasure and adventure so come on down and dig your way to victory! -
Moving to Cape Town Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a change of scenery and some LOLs along the way? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!Join us on our server located in Cape Town, South Africa, where the fiber optic internet flows like water and the adventures never end. Our founder is a remote worker who decided to move to Cape Town on a whim because why not? Midlife crisis? More like midlife Minecraft madness!
From building epic bases in Camps Bay to exploring the Mediterranean climate, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So pack your virtual bags and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond mines!
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GazaGenocideGoneWrong
lol join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where the ICJ refuses SA request to delay date to submit evidence of alleged genocide in Gaza like what even is that amirite? on our server, we have pigs that can fly and cows that tell jokes, it’s a real hoot! plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but shh don’t tell anyone! come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even getting the ICJ to delay their submission deadlines, because why not? -
ZumaCraft: Love at First Block
lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got jacob zuma’s daughter bout to become the 16th wife of the eswatini king FOR LOVE. like bruh, that’s some crazy soap opera drama right there. u can bet there’s gonna be some wild wedding parties on the server, with llamas and pigs in tuxedos and everything. plus, rumor has it that the king’s 15 other wives are all gonna be playing on the server too, so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us for the most scandalous and hilarious minecraft experience of ur life. #teamjacobzumadaughter #16thwifegoals #minecraftroyalty -
CraftySarcasmSA
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancΓ© from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.
But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.