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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7367 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager love triangle and more twists than a minecart rollercoaster.
Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where the prize isn’t just XP, but bragging rights for eternity. Build the most outrageous structures you can think of, from giant pixel art to a replica of the Nether. And don’t forget to prank your fellow players with TNT traps and fake diamond ore.
But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where the loot is so rare, it’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Plus, our community events are more lit than a lava lake, with costume contests, PvP tournaments, and even a dance party in the Nether.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
