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CraftyStarlink Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyStarlink, digital divide, diplomatic relations, elon musk, geopolitical tensions, global connectivity, Government, international relations, internet access, internet service provider, Minecraft, operating licence, regulatory issues, Satellite Internet, Server, south africa, space exploration, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, US tensions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Votes:	8421	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

come join our minecraft server where we stop talks with aliens to give them operating licenses because we too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. who needs starlink when you can have blocklink, amirite? plus, the US is always trying to steal our diamonds so we gotta stay on high alert. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of intergalactic drama. you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little bit.

CraftyRainbowImamAssassin

activism, Assassination, Community, CraftyRainbowImamAssassin, current events, discrimination, Gay, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imam, Islam, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minority, Muslim, News, Religion, Social Issues, south africa, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man! We got the craziest stuff happening, like the first openly gay Muslim imam getting killed in South Africa! I know, right? It’s like a soap opera up in here! Join us and be part of the drama, the mystery, the chaos! Who knows what will happen next on this wild ride of a server! So come on, don’t be a square, join now and be part of the madness!

ImamRainbowCraft

activism, Assassination, discrimination, gay imam, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, ImamRainbowCraft, Islam, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, minority rights, Muhsin Hendricks, Muslim community, openly gay, religious leader, social justice, south africa, tragic event, violence

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Animals Bred:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

yo, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own rainbow mosque in honor of muhsin hendricks, the world’s first openly gay imam who got assassinated in south africa? come join us and pay tribute to this iconic figure by creating the most fabulous mosque the minecraft world has ever seen! we have rainbow sheep, glittery creepers, and a disco ball dungeon for all ur party needs. plus, rumor has it that muhsin’s ghost haunts the server, giving out rainbow diamonds to those who show the most love and acceptance. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make muhsin proud with our fabulous creations!

Plant Protein Paradise

#sustainability, agricultural development, agricultural innovation, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, crop production, environmental impact, Farmers, farming practices, Food Industry, food security, Paradise, Plant, plant-based diets, plant-based nutrition, plant-based products, plant-based protein, protein, protein formulations, south africa, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable diets, sustainable farming

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	257	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Items Found:	6280	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the animals are actually made out of plant-based protein! That’s right, no more killing innocent cows and pigs for food. On this server, you’ll be munching on tofu chickens and seitan steaks all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is based in South Africa, where the sun is always shining and the diamonds are plentiful. You’ll be mining for resources while jamming out to some sweet beats from local South African artists. And don’t even get me started on the epic safari adventures you can go on. Ride a zebra into battle against a pack of creepers? Yes, please!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the plant-based protein revolution. Who needs meat when you have virtual tofu? Let’s get crafting, baby!

CraftySA Minecraft Server

belonging, CraftySA, discrimination, EMIGRATION, expat, fear, FLEEING, home, Identity, immigration, Immigration Policy, Minecraft, Minority, Nationality, Politics, racism, Safety, Server, society, south africa, united states, White South Africans, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	504	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	638	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject the idea of fleeing the country for the US like white south africans! instead, come build your dream world with us and escape reality in the most epic way possible! we have unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. join now and let’s build the craziest world together!

CraftyConvicts Minecraft Server

Accountability, CraftyConvicts, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, criminal records, data sharing, database, FEBRUARY, Government, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, offender tracking, Public, public information, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, Server, sex offenders registry, south africa, South African government, transparency

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! RUMOR HAS IT, THERE’S A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING COWS AND FLYING PIGS! JOIN US AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST MINECRAFT PLAYERS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!

CraftySAFundingCut

budget allocation, CraftySAFundingCut, Cut off, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic impact, financial support, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding, Future, global affairs, government decision, international aid, international relations, political decision making, Politics, sanctions, south africa, US

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

CraftyRhinoJailbreak

Black Market, conservation, court case, CraftyRhinoJailbreak, crime, criminal activity, Endangered species, Environmental Crime, financial charges, first, Horn, illegal-trade, jailed, Legal, poaching, Rhino, sentencing, south africa, Trafficker, wildlife protection, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7222
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Animals Bred:	163

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got rhino horn traffickers getting jailed left and right in south africa!!! it’s a legal first, bro!!! but don’t worry, we’re all about that financial charges grind in our server.

come on in and experience the thrill of dodging the law while building your dream blocky world. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with rhino horn traffickers? join now for a wild ride like no other!!!

MineCraftMayhemSA

anger, Conflict Resolution, Fatalities, government response, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor rights, law enforcement, MineCraftMayhemSA, miners, Mining (Industry), Police Brutality, police tactics, protest, protest crackdown, public outrage, smoke them out, social unrest, south africa, standoff, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mines Excavated:	1722
Villages Defended:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

lol come join our minecraft server where we promise not to ‘smoke you out’ like those crazy police in south africa!! we don’t kill miners, we just mine for diamonds and build epic castles!! plus, we have a secret underground city where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af!! so don’t be a dead miner, come join us and let’s have some blocky fun together!! #justicefor87miners #minecraftpartytime 🎉💎🏰

GoldMineSiegeCraft

bodies retrieved, closed mine, emergency response, Fatalities, gold mine, GoldMineSiegeCraft, mine safety, mine workers, Mining (Industry), mining accident, Mining Disaster, mining operations, rescue efforts, rescue operation, Siege, south africa, South African gold mine, South African news, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Mines Excavated:	1638
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28

come join our minecraft server where we mine for gold like crazy and maybe get trapped like those 60 bodies in south africa but dont worry we have better security than a gold mine and you wont get stuck unless you want to because our caves are filled with treasure and adventure so come on down and dig your way to victory!

GazaVaxDelivery25K

coordinates, crisis management., Delivery, emergency response, FEARS, gaza, GazaVaxDelivery25K, global health, humanitarian crisis, Infectious Disease, international aid, Israel, medical supplies, MIDDLE EAST, outbreak, polio vaccine, Prevention, public health, vaccination, vaccination campaign, Vials

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	300	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we coordinate the delivery of 25,100 polio vaccine vials to save the virtual world from a deadly outbreak! we need brave players to help distribute the vaccines and protect the pixelated citizens from this pixelated disease. join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Troublesome Trio: A Comedy of Errors on Triumvirate SMP/Factions 1.21!

bedrock, Claims, comedy, Community, Craft, crossplay, Discord, Empire, Enjoy, errors, Experience, java, Launch, Leave, Minecraft, new series, perfect, Plugins, Server, server launch, Shop, smp, SMPFactions, Tight nit, Trio, Triumvirate, troublesome

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Overview
The Triumvirate Network is a server based off of the original Triumvirate, a Factions server. We will be launching a brand new series that focuses primarily on factions. Our server is Java and Bedrock Crossplay, and runs smoothly. We have had over two years in the minecraft community to perfect our craft, and the community here is tight-knit. The server has various plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more for an enjoyable experience. We launch in about a week, so everything you are joining is fresh and brand new. Join us today!

Overview

The Triumvirate Network is a server based off of the original Triumvirate, a Factions server. We will be launching a brand new series that focuses primarily on factions. Our server is Java and Bedrock Crossplay, and runs smoothly. We have had over two years in the minecraft community to perfect our craft, and the community here is tight-knit. The server has various plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more for an enjoyable experience. We launch in about a week, so everything you are joining is fresh and brand new. Join us today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Triumvirate Network?	The Triumvirate Network is a server based on factions gameplay.
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock Crossplay.
What plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more.
When is the server launching?	The server is launching in about a week.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg

HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Board, board hero, board savior, call for hero, comma separated, Hero, hero needed, hero wanted, herocraft, heroic deeds, list, long tail, Minecraft, Need, Needs, save the board, Server, tag generation, tag list, tag suggestion, tags, this board needs a hero

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2907
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is in desperate need of a hero!

Join us and embark on epic quests to save the land from evil mobs and treacherous villains. Use your Minecraft skills to build mighty fortresses, slay dragons, and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the adventure of a lifetime! This server needs a hero, and that hero could be you.

Minecraft SMP: 2 GOATS in a Block

BLOCK, Goats, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Welcome to 2 GOATS, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a roller coaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava. But instead of dying, they emerged as a fire-proof superhero with the power to shoot flaming arrows from their eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! On 2 GOATS, we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop them? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly. But beware, it is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s early music.

So come join us on 2 GOATS, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant chicken). See you in the game!

CancerCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Cancer, CancerCraft, Communication, Decision making, Disclosure, emotional impact, family, family dynamics, Grief, health, Honesty, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, Server, Siblings, stress, Support, surgery, survival rate, thyroid cancer, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dimension Hops:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3577	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping secrets like a pro spy! Join us for a wild ride of secrecy and surprises, just like this player who kept their cancer diagnosis under wraps from their own kids. Who needs transparency when you can have a thrilling game of hide and seek with your health information?

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good mystery and enjoy keeping their loved ones on their toes. Just like this player’s kids, who were left in the dark about their parent’s health scare until the very last minute. Who needs open communication when you can have a dramatic reveal instead?

So come join us on our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft? Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server – unless, of course, your nosy sister spills the beans!

Banhammered: No Racism Allowed

Accountability, Allowed, anger management, Banhammered, behavior modification, Communication, consequences, cultural sensitivity, discipline, Diverse Community, education, emotional regulation, family dynamics, internet safety, learning, online behavior, parenting, racism, Reflection, Therapy, video games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of dealing with kids who have anger management issues and make inappropriate jokes online? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky time where you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world without getting banned for being a total jerk.

Our server is the perfect place for kids like Carl, who need a safe space to learn and grow. We offer a wide range of age-appropriate activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs with friends. And don’t worry, we have strict rules against racism and bigotry, so you can rest assured that your child won’t be exposed to harmful behavior.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your kids explore a world of creativity and fun. Who knows, maybe they’ll even learn a thing or two about respect and empathy along the way. And hey, if they still have anger issues, at least they can take it out on virtual creepers instead of slamming mice into desks. It’s a win-win for everyone!

TruthfulQsOnly Minecraft SMP

Assurance, Authenticity, candidness, Clarity, Curiosity, directness, frankness, guarantee, Honesty, inquiry, Integrity, Minecraft, open communication, Openness, question.., sincerity, smp, straightforwardness, transparency, Trust, Truth, truthfulness, TruthfulQsOnly

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	4595	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to know the meaning of life? Just ask our resident philosopher who spends his days pondering the mysteries of the universe while building a rollercoaster out of obsidian.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything (spoiler alert: it’s 42).

CreeperDateDisaster

awkward date, bad date, CreeperDateDisaster, cringeworthy date, dating app disaster, dating disaster, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating horror story, dating mishaps, dating nightmare, dating regrets, dating struggles, dating woes, embarrassing date, hinge dating, online dating, terrible date, worst dating experience

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of swiping left on Hinge and only finding creepers and weirdos? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about bad dates again! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated hunks and babes just waiting to build a blocky romance with you. Say goodbye to awkward coffee dates and hello to epic adventures in the world of blocks! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a jilted player who will haunt anyone who tries to catfish or ghost their fellow gamers. So come join us and find love in the most unexpected of places – a Minecraft server!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Invasion, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military advancement, military conflict, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, ongoing, political tension, russia, Server, territorial expansion, Territory, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7409	Star Shards Collected:	131
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we conquer land like zelenskyy conquers kursk! we have taken over so much territory, you won’t believe your eyes! fight alongside ukrainian forces in our ongoing battle for domination! build your own empire and show those pesky enemies who’s boss! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

KramCraftUK – RIP ReutersGuy

British, confirms, death, Employee, Kramatorsk, KramCraftUK, Reuters, ReutersGuy, RIP, Ukraine

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crops Grown:	3942	Endless Night Skies:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even Reuters is talking about us! We are so wild, we had a British dude come play with us in Ukraine and he died in Kramatorsk! But don’t worry, it was just from all the excitement and fun we have on our server. Join now for a chance to have a crazy adventure and maybe even make the news! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse