Welcome to CraftSA, the best Minecraft server in South Africa! Our community is super nice and cool, welcoming players from everywhere. We have special stuff to make the game more fun. Whether you build a lot or just started, you’ll love it here. Come join us and be part of our awesome community!
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our players have reported experiencing a collective unremembering of their real lives while on the server, making it the perfect escape from reality. plus, our community is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult (in a good way, we promise).
come join us for a truly unique and outrageous minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. just watch out for those pesky agents of the state – they’re always trying to ruin our fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is based in South Africa, where the sun is always shining and the diamonds are plentiful. You’ll be mining for resources while jamming out to some sweet beats from local South African artists. And don’t even get me started on the epic safari adventures you can go on. Ride a zebra into battle against a pack of creepers? Yes, please!
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the plant-based protein revolution. Who needs meat when you have virtual tofu? Let’s get crafting, baby!
Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?
So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!
Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.
But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way โ after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!
| Description |
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| Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome. |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by submitting an application on the server. |
| Is this server only for content creators? | No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server. |
| Where can I find more information? | You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information. |
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).
Join us and experience the thrill of being a different animal every day. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for flying like a bird or swimming like a fish. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!