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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 931 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5285 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.
plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.
so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis