lol this server is like mexico, we refuse all the boring stuff and only accept the coolest players. we are like the rebellious teenagers of minecraft servers, saying no to the man (or in this case, the US military flight deporting migrants). come join us if you want to be part of the most epic rebellion in minecraft history. plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. so come on over and join the fun!
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MinecraftBorderPatrol
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RyazanRefineryRaiders
LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can be a Ukrainian drone and bomb big Russian oil refineries like in Ryazan! We got explosions, chaos, and lots of drama! Join now and be a part of the action-packed adventure! Who needs real war when u can have all the fun in Minecraft! Let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast!
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KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos
lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!
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UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer
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KimJongCraftWarzone
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got North Koreans and Russians teaming up to take over Ukraine! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Imagine building your base while dodging bullets and explosions, it’s like a real-life war zone but with pixelated blocks. Plus, the loot you can get from looting enemy bases is off the charts. So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual warfare like never before!
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BorderBlockParty
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.
Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
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SupremeCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server where even Iran’s supreme leader had to be taken to a secure location cuz it’s THAT intense! Like, the mobs are so crazy strong, they made him run for his life! 😂 But don’t worry, we got u covered with OP weapons and armor to take them down like a boss. Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. So come join the madness and let’s conquer this server together! 🚀💥 #MinecraftMadness #SupremeLeaderShowdown
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Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?
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ChinaCarBlock2021
So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.
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HezbollahPagerBoomz
Lolz come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up pagers like Hezbollah members in Lebanon! 🤯🤣 Watch as the explosions send players flying through the air like ragdolls, it’s a blast! Literally! 😂 Join now for the most explosive gameplay you’ve ever seen, you won’t regret it! 💥💣 #MinecraftMadness #PagerPanic #HezbollahHavoc